Tom Butlin
@tombutlin.bsky.social
Google jockey, slow runner, slow cooking enthusiast.
Pessimists go through life being pleasantly surprised
Aotearoa New Zealand
Pessimists go through life being pleasantly surprised
Aotearoa New Zealand
post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
post your warning label
$12.50 for a bottle of still or sparkling water?
No thanks
Oh, it's from Oravida?
Then my answer will be fuck no, cheque please
No thanks
Oh, it's from Oravida?
Then my answer will be fuck no, cheque please
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
$12.50 for a bottle of still or sparkling water?
No thanks
Oh, it's from Oravida?
Then my answer will be fuck no, cheque please
No thanks
Oh, it's from Oravida?
Then my answer will be fuck no, cheque please
Looking beautiful, Titirangi.
Not abundant though, the snapper normally start biting about now
Not abundant though, the snapper normally start biting about now
November 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Looking beautiful, Titirangi.
Not abundant though, the snapper normally start biting about now
Not abundant though, the snapper normally start biting about now
Plot twist, The Blues Brothers is a documentary
October 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Plot twist, The Blues Brothers is a documentary
Today's timeline is filled with musical sadness, so I might go for something upbeat. Suggestions?
October 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Today's timeline is filled with musical sadness, so I might go for something upbeat. Suggestions?
I have about 100 clients & I invoice them approximately the same amount every month. People who have paid on time for 5 years are getting later & later every month.
August cash in was about $2000 below normal, which I could handle, but this month?
$9000 below normal
They've tanked the economy
August cash in was about $2000 below normal, which I could handle, but this month?
$9000 below normal
They've tanked the economy
September 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have about 100 clients & I invoice them approximately the same amount every month. People who have paid on time for 5 years are getting later & later every month.
August cash in was about $2000 below normal, which I could handle, but this month?
$9000 below normal
They've tanked the economy
August cash in was about $2000 below normal, which I could handle, but this month?
$9000 below normal
They've tanked the economy
Knew I had a photo of Robert Redford somewhere. Hanging out with my son Ben on the set of Pete's Dragon 🐉 in Tapanui, near Gore in 2015
September 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Knew I had a photo of Robert Redford somewhere. Hanging out with my son Ben on the set of Pete's Dragon 🐉 in Tapanui, near Gore in 2015
Quite the timeline for me
September 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Quite the timeline for me
New Luxon meme just landed
September 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
New Luxon meme just landed
Road repair Warkworth-style
Just chuck it in bro
Just chuck it in bro
August 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Road repair Warkworth-style
Just chuck it in bro
Just chuck it in bro
Quite the sequence in my timeline Ken!
August 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Quite the sequence in my timeline Ken!
Glorious
I love the use of (left) and (right) under the pic of Satan and trump. Best use of this since
I love the use of (left) and (right) under the pic of Satan and trump. Best use of this since
July 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Glorious
I love the use of (left) and (right) under the pic of Satan and trump. Best use of this since
I love the use of (left) and (right) under the pic of Satan and trump. Best use of this since
When will the chuds finally realise that Act is not remotely working in their interests? They are just the meat sacks it needs to get over the 5% threshold
July 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
When will the chuds finally realise that Act is not remotely working in their interests? They are just the meat sacks it needs to get over the 5% threshold
Wtf is this ad on stuff?
Looks like a surf had aural sex
Looks like a surf had aural sex
July 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Wtf is this ad on stuff?
Looks like a surf had aural sex
Looks like a surf had aural sex
I hit 10 bangers by about H and had to get brutal. Only 10 songs? Like choosing your favourite child 🥲
July 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I hit 10 bangers by about H and had to get brutal. Only 10 songs? Like choosing your favourite child 🥲
The writers have put zero effort into new character development this season
0/10
0/10
July 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The writers have put zero effort into new character development this season
0/10
0/10
Sometimes the order of skeets is pure poetry
June 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sometimes the order of skeets is pure poetry
And the consequences will be....
June 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
And the consequences will be....
The cowards should have gone with this one from the Amsterdam Graffiti Museum
June 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The cowards should have gone with this one from the Amsterdam Graffiti Museum
These 2 skeets...
Ethiopia goes 100% EV and NZ goes back to 1970
Ethiopia goes 100% EV and NZ goes back to 1970
June 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
These 2 skeets...
Ethiopia goes 100% EV and NZ goes back to 1970
Ethiopia goes 100% EV and NZ goes back to 1970
I'm on the roof because if you can be on the roof, you must go.
June 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm on the roof because if you can be on the roof, you must go.
Is this the worst ad ever?
The sad thing is that a bunch of NZ arborists will be getting fleeced by ads like this, without them even knowing
The sad thing is that a bunch of NZ arborists will be getting fleeced by ads like this, without them even knowing
June 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Is this the worst ad ever?
The sad thing is that a bunch of NZ arborists will be getting fleeced by ads like this, without them even knowing
The sad thing is that a bunch of NZ arborists will be getting fleeced by ads like this, without them even knowing
See a doc, post a doc
May 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
See a doc, post a doc
I have this meme on speed dial. Justice is colourblind in NZ
May 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I have this meme on speed dial. Justice is colourblind in NZ
Brilliant, I just googled to check that it was Ramsay who said it. AI took it literally FFS!
May 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Brilliant, I just googled to check that it was Ramsay who said it. AI took it literally FFS!