Having diarrhea at the club like way too much so I'm wiping my nose every time I leave the bathroom to maintain a "cool guy" facade

add me to Steve chat

Is Steve chat on here

me: I've seen this city chew up and spit out stronger men than i. But you got a good head on your shoulders, trust your hunch, and don't lose yourself in the madness

rookie who's on the case with me: you have so many sauce stains on your tie man

my life is like a video game

erm...i paused my game to be here

I will post on 30 twitters I don't care I live for this shit

me: dude the people just aren't seeing the great bone uprising in the same way you are

The Skeleton King: i know theres been some scandals but c'mon you can spin this

gf: babe can we have one date where you don’t talk about the scheming duke
me: he peddles falsehoods

sitting in silence for the entire session with the barber then asking shyly if he does circumcision touchups

daring to dream. trusting the process. introducing my concept "Oreo breakfast" to bluesky

local bluesky user "tomb" back in the news again today, making waves on new platform, declaring "seeing-eye dogs should all be pitbulls"

big haircut scheduled for tomorrow