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Tom (THE BIG DOG)
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The Joker Sting of Queens
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That face when that one guy is back in town
Okada making a face at Takeshita being back in town
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Making good use of our Hechicero Machamp mask
Hechicero Machamp Sloth
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Look at what a great time I have here, marvel as I try and make it do shit one-handed without dropping it
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Peeking over the fence to take a look at the tournament to be in John Cena’s final match and: Jesus Christ
John Cena’s final match tournament aka the worst tournament ever in wrestling
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I also took a pic of the TV! Like when wrestling is on! Mega congrats @willowcatelyn.bsky.social this was rad
Willow on TCM like Timeless Toni Storm
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Ah, well!
WWE shop sending me emails about Zack Ryder
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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The boys are gonna LOVE these!!!!
Beautiful Pokemon CMLL Lucha masks for the boys
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Some great gifting finds on The Spotify Shop
A hoodie celebrating fifty years of cat’s in the cradle by Harry Chapin on the Spotify store
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Buying Christmas gifts for the boys
Beautiful Pokemon CMLL masks
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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This was us, they were surprised but delighted to meet their youngest fan
Some guy tweeting about Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie The Tour and specifically a moment where a kid was spotted in the audience and THAT WAS MY KID!!!
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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“So what was your favourite part of CMLL Tom” yeah well probably all the guns and brass instruments!
GUNZ BRAZZ
October 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I am officially watching a CMLL PPV, featuring Fred Flintstone
Pretty cool guy
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Very glad Takeshita is NJPW champion because it means there’s at least one AEW superstar getting quality merch, specifically this sweetie.
Small plus Konsuke Takeshita, there’s a magnet situation so he can sit on your shoulder.
October 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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(Laser focused on cracking this shitty AI overview by end of the fiscal quarter)
What are some nicknames for donkey Kong? 1) the ape with the grapes
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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“Why did you have to get a Donkey Kong tie from Canada” well this was the only seller that had the nice embroidered tie that came out as a bonus gift with Tropical Freeze, and I want to properly honour “the ape with the grapes” with my Halloween costume
Look the quality, very very nice!
October 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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The terrifying real impact of tariffs: I have to pay UPS an extra $33 for the Donkey Kong tie I got on eBay from someone in Canada
33 fucking dollars and seventy seven cents. Jesus Christ.
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Happily revisiting R.A. the Rugged Man’s chat with John Carpenter aka “the gold standard of interviews”
Is Michael Myers a virgin? Is he a virgin? I mean, all he does is kill. Did he ever get laid? I don’t think he was able to. He was fucked up, I think he got confused between fuckin and killing. What if he’s really just a repressed homosexual on a rampage? I never thought about that. I just think he’s crazy. But what do I know, maybe he is. Your illest scene is in ‘Assault on Precinct 13′ when they shoot the 8 year old girl. That was pretty tough. You know, you can’t kill kids. I don’t know what I was thinking. It’s great. She tells the ice cream man she wants Vanilla Swirl and she gets blasted. That’s right. She goes back and gets nailed. We rigged her ice cream cone to blow out blood on her. She was scared at first, but everybody loves getting killed in movies. She had fun. The movie ‘Christine’ has the best dialogue, like the fat guy saying “Shut your piehole.” And the old man calling everyone, “Shitter.” That was Stephen King for you- that really strange kind’a ’50s bee-bop dialogue. I’m not a big fan of the novel, but we did okay.
October 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Sure, I’ve got a spare 85 minutes!
An 85 minutes Karrion Kross YouTube video titled “one big work” The Karrion Kross YouTube begins with a quote from Kevin Robert Kesar, who is Karrion Kross
October 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Jungle Jack Jake Kraven! Pretty cool!
Jack Perry has a knife!
October 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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“Jungle Jake” Jack Perry doing some jungle whittling with his jungle knife
Jungle Jack Jake Jack Perry
October 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Me and my new pal John Carpenter
Me posing with John Carpenter, everyone is doing cool hand poses
October 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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PICKLEBALL SLAM
PICKLEBALL SLAM
October 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Ad on the New York freaking City subway for some AI bullshit where we are encouraged to say “please” to the computer - uh I don’t think so!!!!
I will never say the word “please” to the computer
October 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Just to get a quick temperature check - this is an Escape from New York parody, right? Or????
Yosemite Sam against a fence with a bunch of garden tools in front of him with a helicopter spotlight on him on a t-shirt that has “Escape from Backyard” on it
September 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Listing off my followers to the authorities after an incident
The credits for Taking of Pelham 123 where all the characters who played the passengers are named
September 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM