Lovino Vargas
@tomatotomafioso.bsky.social
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Lovino • Romano • South ltaly
🍅 Not new to RP
🏛️ Matches seriousness
🍷18+ Only, MDNI
🛵 Multiverse/double friendly
#hetaliarp #hetalia
Lovino • Romano • South ltaly
🍅 Not new to RP
🏛️ Matches seriousness
🍷18+ Only, MDNI
🛵 Multiverse/double friendly
#hetaliarp #hetalia
I'm tied with Lukas for overall medals
February 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I'm tied with Lukas for overall medals
✧ * • °ゝ( ಠΛಠ)
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 AM
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Everyone better have wished me and my brothers nothing but good things tonight or I'll beat your ass with a medal wrapped around a hammer
February 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Everyone better have wished me and my brothers nothing but good things tonight or I'll beat your ass with a medal wrapped around a hammer
[Writing "Reserved for Mr Fart" on Emil's chair in the meeting hall]
January 17, 2026 at 7:24 AM
[Writing "Reserved for Mr Fart" on Emil's chair in the meeting hall]
I'LL SHOW YOU BIGOT FA-
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH HOT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE RELATED! BIGOT.
WHAT IS HE THEN
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I'LL SHOW YOU BIGOT FA-
WHAT IS HE THEN
ENOUGH WITH THE COUSIN ALLEGATIONS
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
WHAT IS HE THEN
Captain Ruffle Twink is probably too busy watching his cousin hump his girlfriend to do anything
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Captain Ruffle Twink is probably too busy watching his cousin hump his girlfriend to do anything
DUMBASS. THAT IS NOT YOUR CHEESE. IT'S MINE
January 14, 2026 at 1:03 AM
DUMBASS. THAT IS NOT YOUR CHEESE. IT'S MINE
[He glances over his shoulder to see the cheeses untouched]
Heh heh. It must be so stinky that the jerk didn't even try to get near them
Heh heh. It must be so stinky that the jerk didn't even try to get near them
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
[He glances over his shoulder to see the cheeses untouched]
Heh heh. It must be so stinky that the jerk didn't even try to get near them
Heh heh. It must be so stinky that the jerk didn't even try to get near them
Of course I am. Pasta is one of the things my family does best. I'd be a disgrace to the name if I wasn't
Lovino is amazing at guessing pasta noodles.
January 13, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Of course I am. Pasta is one of the things my family does best. I'd be a disgrace to the name if I wasn't
Heheh. That butt sucker won't know what hit him
[He's putting a platter of blue cheese next to Emil's spot while they're on break at the meeting. He's done nothing to it. He just thinks that Emil won't like it and it's stinky]
[He's putting a platter of blue cheese next to Emil's spot while they're on break at the meeting. He's done nothing to it. He just thinks that Emil won't like it and it's stinky]
January 13, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Heheh. That butt sucker won't know what hit him
[He's putting a platter of blue cheese next to Emil's spot while they're on break at the meeting. He's done nothing to it. He just thinks that Emil won't like it and it's stinky]
[He's putting a platter of blue cheese next to Emil's spot while they're on break at the meeting. He's done nothing to it. He just thinks that Emil won't like it and it's stinky]
(( I'm cutting back on actual NSFW interactions so don't expect any from me unless it's for a goof and/or gaff
January 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
(( I'm cutting back on actual NSFW interactions so don't expect any from me unless it's for a goof and/or gaff
What the FUCK did I do to you?!
Lovi? Yeah I can tell.
January 11, 2026 at 9:32 AM
What the FUCK did I do to you?!
[Taking notes]
Dirt and grass while sleeping...
Dirt and grass while sleeping...
January 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
[Taking notes]
Dirt and grass while sleeping...
Dirt and grass while sleeping...
Reposted by Lovino Vargas
January 6, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Reposted by Lovino Vargas
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Eh, what do you mean? Like a belt? I think that might interfere with their primordial pouch
Greedy ones they are. Had to make a chart for us to track his dinners. It’s in the kitchen, and we put a check on the box for dinner to show he got it.
You think they have those belly bands for cats?
You think they have those belly bands for cats?
[Nods]
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Eh, what do you mean? Like a belt? I think that might interfere with their primordial pouch
[Nods]
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
He’s as young as ever! I definitely need to stop spoiling him. He used to scam us bros, you know. Would cry for dinner to each of us, meaning he’d get fed four times!
I’ve been working him a little more though. Getting him to run and play in the living room
I’ve been working him a little more though. Getting him to run and play in the living room
[He chuckles imagining it. He can just picture a little spunky Archie trying to fight everything while puffed up and racing around]
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
[Nods]
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
[He chuckles imagining it. He can just picture a little spunky Archie trying to fight everything while puffed up and racing around]
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
Sounds about right. Archie was a menace as a kitten. Knocked everything over would jump on every surface when he was slim.
Now we have steps for him to get onto the couch
Now we have steps for him to get onto the couch
[He cracks a smile picturing it]
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
[He chuckles imagining it. He can just picture a little spunky Archie trying to fight everything while puffed up and racing around]
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
[He cracks a smile picturing it]
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
He is, but he’s too chunky to jump up onto my shelves. I can trust him around anything higher than my knees.
[ it’s true. Archie meows to be lifted onto things half the time ]
[ it’s true. Archie meows to be lifted onto things half the time ]
Is he not allowed in your room? Giuseppe has free range and if he's feeling it he'll jump up on things. I could see if I still have some museum putty
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
[He cracks a smile picturing it]
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
Is he not allowed in your room? Giuseppe has free range and if he's feeling it he'll jump up on things. I could see if I still have some museum putty
Probably gonna keep it in my room. Cats can’t get to it, and no drunks are gonna mess with the figures.
Well, aside from me, heh.
Well, aside from me, heh.
[He's blushing so hard. His soul feels light from his artwork finally being appreciated]
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Is he not allowed in your room? Giuseppe has free range and if he's feeling it he'll jump up on things. I could see if I still have some museum putty
[He's blushing so hard. His soul feels light from his artwork finally being appreciated]
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
I think it’s spectacular! No one’s ever made something this cute for me.
[ Lovino gets one more kiss before he turns back to the gifts ]
Where should I set them up? I want it somewhere I can see everyday
[ Lovino gets one more kiss before he turns back to the gifts ]
Where should I set them up? I want it somewhere I can see everyday
Y-yeah, but I worked really hard on it so you better like it!
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
[He's blushing so hard. His soul feels light from his artwork finally being appreciated]
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
Y-yeah, but I worked really hard on it so you better like it!
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
Around? These are bloody brilliant! You really got all of this for me?
[ Everything is perfect! Alasdair holds up the bear and the cat with a wide smile ]
It’s us, yeah? You little romantic.
[ setting them down, he pulls Lovino into a hug with a deep kiss ]
[ Everything is perfect! Alasdair holds up the bear and the cat with a wide smile ]
It’s us, yeah? You little romantic.
[ setting them down, he pulls Lovino into a hug with a deep kiss ]
One is a big black bear with a beige linen shirt and kilt, including a felt sporran embroidered with a very familiar pattern. The other is a cream and brown colored cat wearing a light yellow turtleneck shirt under maroon coveralls]
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Y-yeah, but I worked really hard on it so you better like it!
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
[From the bakery box, there's a few items that are very much not plastic. A tiny wooden table with a hand-painted doily in the center, a ceramic tray with clay spaghetti, a little wooden pizza]
Ah you know...around
[In the bundles lies two little customized figures, both with handmade clothes. -
Ah you know...around
[In the bundles lies two little customized figures, both with handmade clothes. -
Sylvanians? How’d you know? I bloody love these!
[ he begins to unravel the bundles, arranges the boxes to see everything together ]
Where’d you get these?
[ he begins to unravel the bundles, arranges the boxes to see everything together ]
Where’d you get these?
[The bigger box is an old SyIvanian Families bakery set. The picture on the box shows that it has a little patio in front and a viewing deck up top. However, it's not sealed. The smaller box has two little bundles wrapped in paper, one slightly bigger than the other]
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
[From the bakery box, there's a few items that are very much not plastic. A tiny wooden table with a hand-painted doily in the center, a ceramic tray with clay spaghetti, a little wooden pizza]
Ah you know...around
[In the bundles lies two little customized figures, both with handmade clothes. -
Ah you know...around
[In the bundles lies two little customized figures, both with handmade clothes. -