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Tomás El Dank Engine
@tomaseldankengine.bsky.social
Fooled once into voting for #TheGreatPumpkin; educated & reformed since.

Firearms instructor for gun control. Enviro changes NOW. Human rights always. (R) never.

Animal lover, serial dog adopter.

Hold (R)s responsible, call MAGAts "(R)s."

#Fucktrump
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hey #Aerless, I'm all about the "secks" 'n' stuff, but is there some reason THIS needed to be included in your ad?

I mean, I agree, that may be essential, but really?

(Btw, wtf does a compression bag have to do with waiting in lines?!)
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"Good for 'thee,' not for 'we.'"

And by "we," #SCOTUS means (R)s.

And by "(R)s," SCOTUS means:
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Baby-Sitters Club. (Not pictured: #MarcoRubio)

www.huffpost.com/entry/stephe...
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Don't forget the War of the #SSecretary. 😊
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
So, strategy for #hegseth includes attacking YET ANOTHER military commander?! (And another.) 😂
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
#UniversityofOklahoma psych student writes christian opinion piece instead of scientific paper, given failing grade, and yet the #trans instructor is placed on leave. 🤔🤔🤔

So much for #OU being a place of higher learning.

Not surprised, unfortunately.

👀 at you, #mullin.
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Tell me you're a #nazi without telling me you're a nazi.

#Hegseth #PeteHeilSieg #criminal
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The (R) Gish gallop is just that and I can't keep up, so I rely heavily on this community to keep myself informed. Thank you.
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Please stop calling #Hegseth a #warcriminal. There is no war with Venezuela. He's just a #criminal.
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Can we please just pull all reporters and media away from #trump in person and just report on him from afar?

#zerovalue
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"People don't realize" what doesn't exist.

www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11...
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
We've all heard stories, fictional and non-, like, "...and Bryan from marketing was asleep during the meeting AND HE GOT FIRED!!"

Yet, this...

#trump #TheNodfather
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Don't call them "MAGAts," call them (R)s to remind everyone the (R) party is responsible for and complicit in all of this bullshit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
#WaPo ad from Nov '24.

Fuck you, WaPo and #jeffbezos.

The headline about #SCOTUS from #NewRepublic at the bottom is especially prescient, though.

#Fucktrump
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Notice the dog whistle?
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Her: "Sorry, is that a little too on the nose?" 🤷🏻

#Truth

#UniversalHealthcareNow
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nice try with the dog whistle, Petey.

#PeteHeilSieg #SSecretaryOfWarCrimes #purposefully
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Pete #HeilSieg.

This is a saved screengrab of Petey's and Donnie's whatever-it-was, in which #TheGreatPumpkin was clearly sleeping.

This isn't Photoshopped.

And I'm sure it wasn't a mistake.

Criminals both.

#Hegseth #Trump 🎃🤡💩🎪

#F47
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
#Hegseth was stationed there, he should be very familiar.

#SecretaryofWarCrimes

#F47
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Screenshot from almost a year ago. Now more apropos than ever.

#selfpwn

#F47
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
No words needed, but looking at you, #TrumpChristians.

#F47
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Them: "Don't say anything bad about them, even if it's true; they'll put you on a list or something."

@tomaseldankengine.bsky.social: " #FUCKTRUMP. Cheese!"

#F47
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM