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Tolt Creature
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Anthropomorphic jump-scare

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Heard there's a sale on Buffet Style Ham & Water Product down at the Alpha Beta
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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David Penfound, 1990’s
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
What's your favorite capitalism scam? Mine is "raise the normal price shortly before a sale so that the sale price is the same"
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

Coyote
Orca
Long-tailed Weasel
Marmot
Mink
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

Muskrat
Night Heron
Bald Eagle
Killdeer
Woodcock
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Coyote
American Kestrel (eating a sparrow)
Red fox
Turkey vulture (kettling above!)
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So many deals on self inflicted corporate surveillance. I love black friday
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I love classic Thanksgiving dinner
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Wow the parade had sexy AND unsexy turkey costumes
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Eat large bird today good luck
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
They got Fushigi again but the balls are wet now
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Other kinds of voids often also have creatures
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Don't stay up too late or Santa won't bring your Black Friday presents
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Romantic date idea: Listening to each other's blood in the anechoic chamber
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Myusy, a festive sea slug, is a mascot for the coastal town of Hayama, in Kanagawa Prefecture. Myusy supports beach cleanups and activities to protect the marine environment.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Snacks
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Everything needs to fucking stop
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I feel bad for everybody who's been online long enough to remember when the internet was actually good. I feel bad for anybody who never got to experience the internet when it was actually good
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Alright the internet is officially ruined. We're all throwing our computers away and we're going to start sending each other letters instead
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
More nipples than I expected
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
They're enshittefying our kitsunes!
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
What the face tracking camera view on your VR headset looks like
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Restaurants that smell like cigarettes are Vaporwave
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Handberder Hepler
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Everything at the grocery store costs more for less than you remember and weird poverty foods are making a big comeback I'm sure everything is fine
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Surprise Wilhelm Scream is the sound effects website equivalent of getting Rick Rolled
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM