tolsi.bsky.social
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if any of you have that video of terra pluvium from ror2 playing over the home depot i will paypal you twenty real american dollars
guys what would you do if you had single stuffed oreos and were like "oh if i may oh if i might may these oreos stay single stuffed tonight" but then the monkey paw curled and you woke up to a single really big stuffed oreo. a single stuffed oreo with a lot of stuff. what would you do
February 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
hey guys check this out
November 21, 2024 at 7:03 PM
sorry guys my friends mom said that their vote counted 100000000 times. i did everything i could but it just wasnt enough
November 7, 2024 at 3:44 AM
mom says my vote counts 10000 times so it looks like kamala will win for sure
November 6, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Hey there, buddy. Got any newports?

Oh, it's no use hiding it. I can smell newports 40 yards away. I know you've got them on you. Can I have them?

You have more than that. I smell at least twelve of them on you. Why won't you give me your newports?

Come on. There's no hiding your newports from me
November 1, 2024 at 8:16 PM
asshole arc is over. i love you
October 31, 2024 at 7:54 PM
currently in my asshole arc. go fuck yourself
October 30, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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man... Halo 2...

remember when videogames fuckin rocked
October 28, 2024 at 11:12 PM
just learned daylight savings is this sunday. my week is ruined
October 28, 2024 at 7:41 PM
guys i need help im running out of funny posts. after four posts im already out of material. last nights post doesnt count i was five beers deep when i posted that

if i dont get funny materials by tonight i am going to start posting pee pee and poo poo jokes. this is a threat
October 28, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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The Gamecade ep2 trailer is here!
I’m hoping we can get this out somewhere next month, but while you wait, enjoy this preview!
(sharing is very supportive and much appreciated)
October 28, 2024 at 4:56 PM
guys im the awesome clown (throws boiling lava hot pot pie in your face) very funny i say hehehehe
October 28, 2024 at 4:29 AM
im a little voter boy. i pokemon went to the polls and votered. i went inside and began to vorterd all over the place. i dont think i ever fortinged so hard in my life
October 26, 2024 at 7:11 PM
guys what do i do when im driving and all four wheels fall off and i start to skid on the interstate at 70mph hopping off the turf like a skipping stone and then go careening off the side of the bridge into the river. guys what do i do
October 25, 2024 at 10:55 PM
"YES! YESS!!!" My mad science experiment is going great. I've studied for months this single moment. "RISE, RISE!!"

I turn on my computer. Gnome is nowhere to be found. Instead, KDE boots as planned. I install a Windows 7 Frutiger Aero theme. A single tear rolls down my cheek. I can die happy now
October 24, 2024 at 11:48 PM
The crowd goes wild. People have been waiting for this day for years. Finally, I will face the Finish One Plate of Spaghetti Challenge.

I turn to my millions of fans. "Yipee ki yay!", I say before digging into a big plate of spaghetti. Two minutes later I projectile vomit all over a toddler
October 24, 2024 at 12:18 AM
It's 11:00 PM. I'm asleep.

It's 12:00 AM. I jolt awake and yell "Yipee Ki Yay! It's a new day!" I've done this for 73 days in a row. The neighbor's don't bother sending noise complaints anymore. I immediately pass out and rest a peaceful slumber. The doctors are flabbergasted
October 21, 2024 at 6:20 PM
if any of you have that video of terra pluvium from ror2 playing over the home depot i will paypal you twenty real american dollars
October 20, 2024 at 6:57 PM
guys i found the issue in the html code and i fixed it for everyone to see and enjoy. check this out
October 19, 2024 at 5:28 PM
i see people saying what they like so for some reason so i think i should also do this. i like the linux operating system and uhhhh errr emmmmmm *coughs* uhhhhh wait let me think uhhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmm now this is a real thinker hmmmmm hooo ha man youre really hittin me with the hard questions uhhh e
October 19, 2024 at 1:07 AM
ok its actually going to work this time for real this time. check this out
October 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
ok the last one didnt work for some reason but its gotta work this time. check this out
October 17, 2024 at 6:04 PM
check this out
October 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM