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tokenliberal.bsky.social
Darby
@tokenliberal.bsky.social
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📍 Columbus, Ohio. Raging liberal. Chaotic good. Columbus Crew supporter. Kansas City Chiefs fan. D&D nerd. Books, beer, bourbon. Cats are awesome. I remember when MySpace was a thing. He/him.
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Hagglund, Robinson, Miazga
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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When @unclealigator.bsky.social tells you Abraham Lincoln was conceived underground because it's cold in Kentucky in April on @acesradio.bsky.social.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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The youths at @steelctymassive.bsky.social have recognized me as a #CertifiedYouth. #Blessed #Crew96 #YDZ
Two friendship bracelets. One reads "chug that goo," the other reads "#CertifiedYouth"
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Meanwhile:
Orange cat sleeping on his human's lap, wrapped in s blue blanket
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Stripes in the sky.
Night photo of clouds in a stripe pattern
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Google sucks at soccer lineups. #Crew96
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Just stop. We're here, and not on Twitter, for a reason.
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Engaged, high-IQ fan base.
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I think he misses us too.
October 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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#NoContext @acesradio.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Way to go, MLS. Clicked the link and...

*slow clap*
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Damn, Houlihan's is THIRSTY today.
Instagram ad for beverages at Houlihan's restaurant. It says "Featured Cock..." (The font is too large so it cut off "cocktails.")
October 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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FYI #Crew96, don't trust Google for your information. They have the wrong date for the potential third match.
Screenshot of a Google search for "Columbus Crew schedule." The date for the third match is wrong.
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Needs more topical content. #Crew96
Cover of the book "Accidental Heroes" about the Save the Crew movement.
October 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Big shout out to Barrel and Bloom for the helpful guide.
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Here you go, buddy.
October 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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The Griswolds are getting into Halloween this year.
A house at night with dozens of inflatable Halloween decorations in the front yard.
October 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Yo @bsky.app how does it feel to know that Pornhub is more willing to stand up against this nonsense than you are?
A new Ohio law requires a photo ID or other verification to access porn online. But Pornhub says the new rules don't apply to its business. Pornhub hasn't shut down in Ohio or enabled the age verification required by the new law, which took effect on Sept. 30, Mashable reported.
October 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I'm a bad fan. #ChiefsKingdom
A text conversation. The first message says "MISS IT BUTKER" and the second says "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
September 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Funny that #Crew96 sent this email to season ticket members before the news of Abou Ali's injury was released.
Email from Columbus Crew encouraging fans to attend the final home match or to sell their tickets if they aren't coming.
September 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I just fucking can't right now.
A bluesky moderation page showing the word "Trump" muted for seven days.
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Columbus isn't a cow town, it's a deer town.
An adult deer in someone's front yard
September 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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End times are here.
Messi-branded potato chips
September 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Good point, maybe I should change shirts.
A T-shirt that reads "ACES Radio Crime Family."
September 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM