Scott Ushiro
@tofuyoshi.bsky.social
28, I dunno what I'm doing send help
I'm so glad stranger things is over, please stop assaulting my social media feeds with the psychotic delusions of people who can't interact with media in healthy ways
January 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I'm so glad stranger things is over, please stop assaulting my social media feeds with the psychotic delusions of people who can't interact with media in healthy ways
Stranger Things director's cut where everyone's homophobic
December 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Stranger Things director's cut where everyone's homophobic
It feels like 90% of right wing outrage comes from their inability to understand how language works, so they convince themselves that reality is wrong because of their perceived definitions of basic words.
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It feels like 90% of right wing outrage comes from their inability to understand how language works, so they convince themselves that reality is wrong because of their perceived definitions of basic words.
Easter eggs and ARGs have destroyed media literacy, I am so serious
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Easter eggs and ARGs have destroyed media literacy, I am so serious
Pokemon games are just metroidvanias
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Pokemon games are just metroidvanias
The internet at large lately has become extraordinarily bad at seeing something and determining underlying motives. Everyone just decides upon their own version of reality and refuses to even attempt to consider alternatives.
October 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The internet at large lately has become extraordinarily bad at seeing something and determining underlying motives. Everyone just decides upon their own version of reality and refuses to even attempt to consider alternatives.
Silksong game of the century
September 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Silksong game of the century
Losing my mind at people calling the kpop demon hunters mom a villain. She wasn't even a bad mom?? Her "conceal don't feel" mantra is entirely validated because there's no opposition to it. The 2 (two) examples of demons NOT being unequivocally evil are a half-human, and someone who was still evil.
August 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Losing my mind at people calling the kpop demon hunters mom a villain. She wasn't even a bad mom?? Her "conceal don't feel" mantra is entirely validated because there's no opposition to it. The 2 (two) examples of demons NOT being unequivocally evil are a half-human, and someone who was still evil.
Superman haters be like "🤓 um you can't evacuate an entire city"
Meanwhile F4 is like "yeah we brokered total world peace in a year 🤗"
Meanwhile F4 is like "yeah we brokered total world peace in a year 🤗"
July 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Superman haters be like "🤓 um you can't evacuate an entire city"
Meanwhile F4 is like "yeah we brokered total world peace in a year 🤗"
Meanwhile F4 is like "yeah we brokered total world peace in a year 🤗"
God our country is so fucking doomed
July 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
God our country is so fucking doomed
Why did no one tell me The Bear season 4 was tonight???
June 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why did no one tell me The Bear season 4 was tonight???
I would die for Ghorman Timothee Chalamet. Best concierge of all time.
May 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I would die for Ghorman Timothee Chalamet. Best concierge of all time.
Andor's pure cinema so far holyyyy
April 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Andor's pure cinema so far holyyyy
TV is so back this season. Severance, Hacks, Common Side Effects, White Lotus, Black Mirror, Yellowjackets, Last of Us, ANDOR.
We are eating so good we do not deserve this
We are eating so good we do not deserve this
April 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
TV is so back this season. Severance, Hacks, Common Side Effects, White Lotus, Black Mirror, Yellowjackets, Last of Us, ANDOR.
We are eating so good we do not deserve this
We are eating so good we do not deserve this
If you're AI Ghiblifying things/yourself, you are not seeing the light of heaven I am so serious
March 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If you're AI Ghiblifying things/yourself, you are not seeing the light of heaven I am so serious
It's genuinely upsetting how bad the new Captain America movie is. I'm struggling to even find one minute facet that redeems it in any possible way. Just 2 hours of wanting the suffering to end.
March 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's genuinely upsetting how bad the new Captain America movie is. I'm struggling to even find one minute facet that redeems it in any possible way. Just 2 hours of wanting the suffering to end.
Do you think Ben Gibbard's gonna change the opening to Sleeping In now
March 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Do you think Ben Gibbard's gonna change the opening to Sleeping In now
Can't wait for the series finale of Severance when innie Mark and outie Mark are fighting and just beating the shit out of themselves while it rapidly oscillates between the two
March 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Can't wait for the series finale of Severance when innie Mark and outie Mark are fighting and just beating the shit out of themselves while it rapidly oscillates between the two
Y'all ever think about how half the country is run by people who think their political opponents have secret weather machines that create hurricanes
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Y'all ever think about how half the country is run by people who think their political opponents have secret weather machines that create hurricanes
New Severance was absolute cinema and I am not over it still
February 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
New Severance was absolute cinema and I am not over it still
"I asked an AI chatbot to reaffirm my beliefs and they did it!!"
Mother fucker you are letting a magic 8 ball think for you, how fucking stupid can you be
Mother fucker you are letting a magic 8 ball think for you, how fucking stupid can you be
February 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"I asked an AI chatbot to reaffirm my beliefs and they did it!!"
Mother fucker you are letting a magic 8 ball think for you, how fucking stupid can you be
Mother fucker you are letting a magic 8 ball think for you, how fucking stupid can you be
Rewatching all of Satoshi Kon's movies and he really just does not miss
January 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Rewatching all of Satoshi Kon's movies and he really just does not miss
When I've been fixed I am convinced that I will not get so broke up again 🎵
January 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When I've been fixed I am convinced that I will not get so broke up again 🎵
The world's continued reliance on AI extremely depresses me
January 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The world's continued reliance on AI extremely depresses me