Mx. Toffer D. Brutechild, HSD-SC
@toffer.shitposting.blog
Formerly employed by the Pope of Eruke. Diagnosed with a vague and grave disease by Dr. Sam Goldfarb. Misdiagnosed as ENTJ-T by web quizzes.
https://itstoffer.com
https://itstoffer.com
RIP red Mitsubishi pencil sharpener KH-20 2000, you won’t really be missed because I already ordered another one.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
RIP red Mitsubishi pencil sharpener KH-20 2000, you won’t really be missed because I already ordered another one.
I see why they give you such a big hat
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I see why they give you such a big hat
I've always been too depressive to be goth. I wish I had the energy to be goth. Goths can understand we all live in a murder machine powered by capitalism and still think, "oh I better go shower today." I would kill for that type of energy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I've always been too depressive to be goth. I wish I had the energy to be goth. Goths can understand we all live in a murder machine powered by capitalism and still think, "oh I better go shower today." I would kill for that type of energy.
[snorts coke]
420 bpm music we will call it acid meth house metal
420 bpm music we will call it acid meth house metal
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
[snorts coke]
420 bpm music we will call it acid meth house metal
420 bpm music we will call it acid meth house metal
Why did I eat that? I'm not 6 to 9 people.
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Why did I eat that? I'm not 6 to 9 people.
Why did I eat that? I'm not 6 to 9 people.
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why did I eat that? I'm not 6 to 9 people.
"I'm make moves in silence. So when you see me hanging don't look for a note. You won't find it." ― Suicidal rapper who isn't even good at rapping so they should just do it already
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"I'm make moves in silence. So when you see me hanging don't look for a note. You won't find it." ― Suicidal rapper who isn't even good at rapping so they should just do it already
I feel so good after stretching that I don't do it for months.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I feel so good after stretching that I don't do it for months.
Takes:
1. The third sandwich is the best
2. Not enough people use salad dressings on sandwiches
3. Not enough people use salsa as a salad dressing.
1. The third sandwich is the best
2. Not enough people use salad dressings on sandwiches
3. Not enough people use salsa as a salad dressing.
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Takes:
1. The third sandwich is the best
2. Not enough people use salad dressings on sandwiches
3. Not enough people use salsa as a salad dressing.
1. The third sandwich is the best
2. Not enough people use salad dressings on sandwiches
3. Not enough people use salsa as a salad dressing.
If you are stalking me then you should show me your butt.
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If you are stalking me then you should show me your butt.
This is what will sink him, because his base doesn't care about rape but they do care about consensual sex acts between adults.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is what will sink him, because his base doesn't care about rape but they do care about consensual sex acts between adults.
I just want a doughnut filled with marshmallow.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I just want a doughnut filled with marshmallow.
Cars are bullshit boxes that require gas, oil changes, and insurance. The insurance company also wants full access to my fucking phone to make sure I don’t drive at specific times.
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Cars are bullshit boxes that require gas, oil changes, and insurance. The insurance company also wants full access to my fucking phone to make sure I don’t drive at specific times.
How did Americans normalize paying thousands of dollars for a thing that we have to spend thousands of dollars on each year to use? Fucking cars are a scam.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
How did Americans normalize paying thousands of dollars for a thing that we have to spend thousands of dollars on each year to use? Fucking cars are a scam.
Can we tell Chuck Schumer that he said he’s retiring too?
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Can we tell Chuck Schumer that he said he’s retiring too?
Death at claw machine meme. Dick Cheney in claw. Caption: Didn’t I get this one already?
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Death at claw machine meme. Dick Cheney in claw. Caption: Didn’t I get this one already?
Is it a stereotype that doctors with vitiligo always have dried yogurt on their shirts? (Yes, I see the artifact mid-arm too.)
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Is it a stereotype that doctors with vitiligo always have dried yogurt on their shirts? (Yes, I see the artifact mid-arm too.)
Wordle 1,600 1/6
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November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Wordle 1,600 1/6
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Today, I am unstoppable.
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Today, I am unstoppable.
Anton Chili’s: I got here the same way your appetizer did.
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Anton Chili’s: I got here the same way your appetizer did.
Younger Toffer would hate to know how hard It’s for me not to argue that the internet really exacerbates mental health issues and should be regulated in some way.
Luckily, younger Toffer got medicated and rarely hurts me anymore.
harpers.org/archive/2025...
Luckily, younger Toffer got medicated and rarely hurts me anymore.
harpers.org/archive/2025...
The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
harpers.org
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Younger Toffer would hate to know how hard It’s for me not to argue that the internet really exacerbates mental health issues and should be regulated in some way.
Luckily, younger Toffer got medicated and rarely hurts me anymore.
harpers.org/archive/2025...
Luckily, younger Toffer got medicated and rarely hurts me anymore.
harpers.org/archive/2025...
Cindy Lou Who came out with a Christmas album. Pretty good. ‘Christmas is Killing Me’ is nice and I have a sneaking suspicion that ‘I Wanna Be Your Christmas Tree’ is about sex.
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Cindy Lou Who came out with a Christmas album. Pretty good. ‘Christmas is Killing Me’ is nice and I have a sneaking suspicion that ‘I Wanna Be Your Christmas Tree’ is about sex.
Goossmoening
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Goossmoening
I watch a musical cartoon show full of sex and swearing. It takes place in hell. Season 2 started last night. Hazbin Hotel is amazing.
October 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I watch a musical cartoon show full of sex and swearing. It takes place in hell. Season 2 started last night. Hazbin Hotel is amazing.