Todd Pruzan
@toddpruzan.bsky.social
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Big Waystar-Royco energy in this rebrand #WeHereForYou
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Big Waystar-Royco energy in this rebrand #WeHereForYou
Mark Fisher’s @newyorkermag profile of FBI Director Kash Patel features this arresting portrait by Ben Kirchner (@ben_kirchner), based on a photograph by Jim Watson of Getty, which I can only describe as “realist caricature.”
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Mark Fisher’s @newyorkermag profile of FBI Director Kash Patel features this arresting portrait by Ben Kirchner (@ben_kirchner), based on a photograph by Jim Watson of Getty, which I can only describe as “realist caricature.”
The tree next door does this once a year. It’ll all be gone the next time I look over.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The tree next door does this once a year. It’ll all be gone the next time I look over.
Need a Chrome plugin that replaces “Duffy” with “from ‘The Real World: Boston’”
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Need a Chrome plugin that replaces “Duffy” with “from ‘The Real World: Boston’”
“Hm. Nice work with your first pass on the headline. With your revision, see if you can get a little less on-the-nose than ‘I Know You Are But What Am I?’ by Ross Doubtthat.”
November 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Hm. Nice work with your first pass on the headline. With your revision, see if you can get a little less on-the-nose than ‘I Know You Are But What Am I?’ by Ross Doubtthat.”
Just arrived. If you don’t hear from me for a few days, I’m fine
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Just arrived. If you don’t hear from me for a few days, I’m fine
Ask not what you can do for your country
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ask not what you can do for your country
Dumb questions in tech!
October 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Dumb questions in tech!
Wishing the United States of America a safe, happy, kidnapping-teargas-ICE-and-MAGA-intimidation-free No Kings Day Weekend
October 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Wishing the United States of America a safe, happy, kidnapping-teargas-ICE-and-MAGA-intimidation-free No Kings Day Weekend
Admiral Holsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butter pie
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butter pie
October 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Admiral Holsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butter pie
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butter pie
Not sure if the Google Street View car camera digitized me just now, but the driver smiled and waved the shaka. 🤙
October 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Not sure if the Google Street View car camera digitized me just now, but the driver smiled and waved the shaka. 🤙
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September 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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When you see something, say something. I’m keeping an eye out for “claimed.” And when I come across it, I’ll stop my old-school grumbling. These days, I appreciate the heads-up. (9/9)
September 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When you see something, say something. I’m keeping an eye out for “claimed.” And when I come across it, I’ll stop my old-school grumbling. These days, I appreciate the heads-up. (9/9)
There are no stupid questions
August 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There are no stupid questions
Confidential to Donald Trump: it means “favorable” or “respected.” Governor Pritzker uses a lot of other big words, too! Just have someone read this to you and explain what he’s saying.
August 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Confidential to Donald Trump: it means “favorable” or “respected.” Governor Pritzker uses a lot of other big words, too! Just have someone read this to you and explain what he’s saying.
The D.C. flag salutes Sandwich Guy. Print by Lorraine Hu. (h/t @washingtonpost)
August 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The D.C. flag salutes Sandwich Guy. Print by Lorraine Hu. (h/t @washingtonpost)
Unsafe at any speed!
August 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Unsafe at any speed!
Convicted felon and adjudicated rapist and pedophile and incompetent kleptocratic crime boss says wut
August 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Convicted felon and adjudicated rapist and pedophile and incompetent kleptocratic crime boss says wut
And they say Americans have no sense of irony. #prayersforbigballs #bigballsstrong
August 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
And they say Americans have no sense of irony. #prayersforbigballs #bigballsstrong
Cool your boots, @potterybarnkids. It’s not even August.
July 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Cool your boots, @potterybarnkids. It’s not even August.
The Failing New York Times says chronic Venus insufficiancy is Common? WRONG! It is the most Horrible disease in the History of our Country. Luckily your Favarite President (Donald J. Trump, me!) is Tremendously Healthy and has Great looking fingers! Thank you for attention to this Matter!
July 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The Failing New York Times says chronic Venus insufficiancy is Common? WRONG! It is the most Horrible disease in the History of our Country. Luckily your Favarite President (Donald J. Trump, me!) is Tremendously Healthy and has Great looking fingers! Thank you for attention to this Matter!
Stop, don’t, come back
July 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Stop, don’t, come back
As of 11:46am ET, this Iran deeply reported think-piece was still on top of the @nytimes.com feed, which means the U.S. Senate and JD Vance haven’t passed Donald Trump’s shitty bill yet.
June 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
As of 11:46am ET, this Iran deeply reported think-piece was still on top of the @nytimes.com feed, which means the U.S. Senate and JD Vance haven’t passed Donald Trump’s shitty bill yet.