@toddmeyer12.bsky.social
@schumer.senate.gov
@padilla.senate.gov
@schiff.senate.gov

Senator Schumer - you're not seriously talking about "restraint and reform" when ICE is MURDERING CITIZENS IN OUR STREETS?!?

Senators Padilla and Schiff, you need to get Schumer in line, or better yet, get him to resign, IMMEDIATELY!
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Now now... to be fair, they might need something to start a fire with...
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I'd rather realign with their health care and education funding, but what do I know, I'm just a college-educated person who doesn't despise non-white people.
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
But what happens when Trump pardons them? Because he'll do that on his last day in office, if not sooner.
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
John: I said, "LET ME FINISH THIS ONE!"

Brain: Fine. I won't let you remember any of the plot details for this novel unless you let me tell you my idea.

John: Dammit! I need to work on this!

Brain: I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM! HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM I AM! I GOT MARRIED TO

John: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Ahoy ahoy!
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Do you have a tapeworm that you're trying to punish?
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
So send him down already!
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Don't forget Steve Bannon
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov This should be the lead of your presentations until further notice! Especially during a government shutdown where, very soon, military families are going to have to stay going to food banks. Get on the ball and make Trump pay for this!
October 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Mike Judge has to be throwing his can of beer at the TV, screaming "COME ON! I wrote this DECADES ago!"
September 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Will anybody ever respect our country - or its government - ever again?
September 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
There's an entire section of fictional novels in your local library explaining why this is a PHENOMENALLY bad idea.
August 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Should I spark the revolution by asking how you feel about the "pockets" in women's clothing?
August 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM