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Maybe It Will Happen Today
@today-maybe.bsky.social
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If there's something you hope will happen, well, maybe it will happen today.

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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · Apr 25
MIWHT is an attempt to stay sane accidentally started by @phineas.bsky.social. Thanks for noticing me. If you really enjoy it there is a ko-fi: ko-fi.com/phineasx but no pressure.
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A digital illustration of a Axolotl Kaiju rampaging in a city. The kaiju is center frame, mostly colored in bright mottled pinkish reds, standing on unseen hind limbs, forelimbs held out wide, all its little gill appendages are flared out, its eye are spouting little pink flames and it is blasting a rainbow-colored beam of destruction out of its mouth. All around it are fairly crudely rendered silhouettes of buildings engulfed in lurid and non-naturally colored flames. At the bottom center of the frame in a stack of rainbow-colored lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Periodic reminder that I have MIWHT and many other kinds of things for sale as well as a ko-fi if you feel like encouraging whatever seems to be happening here...

All the buying links: octophant.us/buy

Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/phineasx
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October 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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A digital illustration of a Axolotl Kaiju rampaging in a city. The kaiju is center frame, mostly colored in bright mottled pinkish reds, standing on unseen hind limbs, forelimbs held out wide, all its little gill appendages are flared out, its eye are spouting little pink flames and it is blasting a rainbow-colored beam of destruction out of its mouth. All around it are fairly crudely rendered silhouettes of buildings engulfed in lurid and non-naturally colored flames. At the bottom center of the frame in a stack of rainbow-colored lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Two lines of three dimensional sans-serif letters colored in gradients of blue and purple reading ‘Maybe it will/Happen today’. Above the ‘y’ in’ today’ and with its bottom point nestled neatly into the fork of the letter it’s a similarly dimensional golden pentagram with little flares of golden light glinting off its vertices. The entire lockup is superimposed over a glittering rainbow as it all streaks together through a black void.
July 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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'Maybe it will happen today' styled as a Mamdani campaign poster. 'Maybe' is a large, gold, serif font with a red drop shadow, and 'it will happen today' is set below that in a gold all-caps, sans-serif font, all on an ultramarine blue background.
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Big bright orange lettering in a vaguely graffiti/marker style with big black drop shadow reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’. At the bottom in front of the lettering is a small cartoon turtle with a little hourglass on its back.
June 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’
June 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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A tribute to the King, Charles Schulz. Lucy Van Pelt is sitting in her psychiatry booth, looking depressed. Sitting on a stool next to the booth is Charlie Brown, looking depressed. Instead of the normal text on the front of the booth it reads, ‘Maybe it will happen today’. With the ‘today’ being on a little removable placard.
June 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Digital illustration of a Honey Badger, an ill-tempered beastie, mostly brownish black except for the top of its head and back which are white. It has big front claws and is making a big rawr face. Badger is standing on what looks like a cube that has been cut out of the earth. The top is grass and two side faces of the dirt and clay cube showing outward are carved into letters spelling ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Digital illustration of a Honey Badger, an ill-tempered beastie, mostly brownish black except for the top of its head and back which are white. It has big front claws and is making a big rawr face. Badger is standing on what looks like a cube that has been cut out of the earth. The top is grass and two side faces of the dirt and clay cube showing outward are carved into letters spelling ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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This is a lot so try to hang on. We have a digital illustration of a fantasy creature. It starts on the left with a tail with a three-lobed spade-like end, leading into a spotted orange body. On the side we can see are three mammal-like rear legs, all nested up against each other, each larger than the one before, and each ending in a red hoof. Just in front of the largest leg, the body opens up into a fat petal-like structures out of which sprouts what I guess we'll call a neck. Now, just below these petals two little arms sprout out of the 'chest' of this thing and are holding a vertical yellow, sculpted bar that ends in a large ring that the 'neck' of the creature is passing through. There is also a blue antler-like bit branching off the side of the ring but that's not important. So having passed through the ring, the 'neck' curves down, sprouts a blue forked structure out of the top, and then splits into more petals as before. Another 'neck like structure, now yellow emerges from those petals almost vertically. This structure has a bit of an orange swell at the end of it before, again, opening in petal shapes and a final purple stem curves up and out of those petals, The stem has a larger banded end, and a final opening with three pinkish stalks sticking out and that's where we are out of space. Lettering above whatever this is reads 'Maybe it will happen today'.
June 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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A digital illustration somewhat in the manner of a colored engraving. A whaling ship under full sail in rough seas trying to outrun a storm on the horizon behind them. Meanwhile a sperm whale many times the size of the ship and with feathered wings instead of fins flies above the ship with unknown intent. Wide block letters above the whale read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
June 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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A digital illustration of a young girl, 10 or 11, with short, dark hair with bangs and wearing an old fashioned dress with long sleeves and a large amulet around her neck. She’s floating in space, arms out and palms up, toes pointed down, and looking upward with a neutral expression. She is being lit sharply from below with green light and her eyes are glowing. Arrayed around her in space are several writhing, branching tentacles reaching upward. Behind all this is a dark purple fog surrounding a central glow mostly obscured behind the girl’s dress. Below her is a black miasma that the tentacles are emerging from. The blackness also surrounds glowing green writing in an eldritch, chthonic writing which reads (you just have to trust me on this), ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
June 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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A digital illustration in a fairly loose painterly style of a street pigeon tailing flight with a slice of pizza clapped in their little grabbers. Hand drawn typewriter-style lettering around the pigeon reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
June 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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A cartoon-style digital illustration shows a platypus, wearing a yellow and orange striped shirt, green overalls, thick wire rim glasses, and with the stump of a stogie in his bill. The platypus is flying a disproportionately small and fat old red monowing propeller driven plane. The top of the platypus’ head is a hollow in which is seated some kind of hamster or other small mammal, also wearing a red striped shirt and a propeller beanie. He is working a control stick emerging from the platypus cranium and holding a pair of binoculars. Finally, seated atop the tail of the airplane is a green gecko wearing a blue turtleneck sweater. He’s holding a pole to which is attached a yellow banner on which red lettering reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
June 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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A curvy rectangle shape colored in a multi colored gradient and with a similar but contrasting coloring a related wormy pattern throughout. The whole shape has been cut through with thin mono weight lines that cut it into letter shapes sort of in the style of a 60s rock poster. Highlights have been applied to the letter shaped to give them some dimension. They spell out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
June 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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A digital illustration of a half-peeled banana. The exposed end of the banana has a mouth, snout, tusks, and protruding tongue like a warthog. I don’t know why either. No one does. The banana is surrounded by an irregular, spray-paint-y green shape. A block of yellow lettering in the top left of the frame reads, ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
June 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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A faithful, slightly slavish, yet still abstracted digital recreation of The Clash’s London Calling album cover. Featuring a guy lit by a spotlight on a stage in a very wide stance and bent over with his head down, holding an electric guitar like an axe by the neck just an instant before he smashes it into the floor. Small white type at the top reads ‘Maybe it’ll’, then down the left side in pink and the bottom in green larger block lettering reads ‘happen today’.
June 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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A digital illustration. An upright donut with red frosting striped in a darker red frosting. The donut has a mouth at the bottom of its arc, with fangy teeth and protruding tongue and frame with a curly mustache and goatee. The donut has little red goatlike legs with black hooves and a pointy tail. The frosting at the top of the donut forms into two curving horns. The donut has arms, one the hand of which is making the ‘Hail Satan’ gesture. The other hand holds a pitchfork on which another much smaller anthropomorphized pink-frosted-with-sprinkles donut is speared on through its hole, mouth open and screaming. The Devil Donut is standing on a gray multi-tiered platform. Flames are flaming behind the platform and silhouettes of tormented donuts can be seen within. On the fronts of the platform tiers red block letters spell out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
June 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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A digital illustration in a colored pencil style. An open fifth of whiskey, half full, next to a tipped-over shot glass in a small puddle of liquor. The neck band on the bottle has an image of a skeleton hand giving a thumbs up. The label itself says ‘Maybe’ (in an arched red banner) ‘It’ (set large in a gold oval surrounded by a gold laurel graphic) ‘Will’ (set at an angle in script type) ‘Happen Today’ (set at the same angle, stacked, in bold red serif with a gold background).
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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A digital illustration done in minimal black ink lines and areas of flat textured color. It depicts the chimpanzee character Cornelius as seen in Escape from the Planet of the Apes. He’s wearing a large multicolored bathrobe and sitting in an overstuffed patterned armchair. There’s a martini waiting on a nearby side table. He has a pensive look on his face and is looking sideways out toward the viewer. Behind him is block of curving hand lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’
June 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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A digital simulation of a work and weathered two color relief print on toned paper. A black goat with big horns curving back in a somewhat exaggerated running or prancing pose is turning his head to look back over his shoulder. There is a pole topped with a small inverted cross crooked in one of his front legs and attached to the pole, streaming over the goat, is a red banner bearing some crusty looking blackletter script reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Ok fine he's on shirts now too...
October 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM