LumberPup Tobias
@tobiasthepup.bsky.social
vers 🏳️🌈🐾💦🦶🏻
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
Pinned
First mirror selfie in the new apartment ^_^ #scs #softcocksaturday
When the show only included a small portion of DtMF at the end, I was a little disappointed.
Then I looked over and saw my best friend in literal tears, and that really put the placement of DtMF — and the very last line of the show — into perspective for me.
“Ojalá que los mios nunca se muden” 💚
Then I looked over and saw my best friend in literal tears, and that really put the placement of DtMF — and the very last line of the show — into perspective for me.
“Ojalá que los mios nunca se muden” 💚
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
When the show only included a small portion of DtMF at the end, I was a little disappointed.
Then I looked over and saw my best friend in literal tears, and that really put the placement of DtMF — and the very last line of the show — into perspective for me.
“Ojalá que los mios nunca se muden” 💚
Then I looked over and saw my best friend in literal tears, and that really put the placement of DtMF — and the very last line of the show — into perspective for me.
“Ojalá que los mios nunca se muden” 💚
Still riding the high of the halftime show tbh. The vibe this week is gonna be Benito Radio 24/7
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Still riding the high of the halftime show tbh. The vibe this week is gonna be Benito Radio 24/7
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I love when people who don't have ADHD try to explain to my extremely ADHD ass how ADHD works.
"You know you could just do it" is to executive function as "Have you tried just being happy" is to depression.
Iykyk and if you don't know, sit down.
"You know you could just do it" is to executive function as "Have you tried just being happy" is to depression.
Iykyk and if you don't know, sit down.
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I love when people who don't have ADHD try to explain to my extremely ADHD ass how ADHD works.
"You know you could just do it" is to executive function as "Have you tried just being happy" is to depression.
Iykyk and if you don't know, sit down.
"You know you could just do it" is to executive function as "Have you tried just being happy" is to depression.
Iykyk and if you don't know, sit down.
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Lady Gaga at the halftime show:
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Lady Gaga at the halftime show:
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ooo…. lady gagita
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
ooo…. lady gagita
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me when benito drops the chorus for “titi me preguntó” tonight 🇵🇷
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
me when benito drops the chorus for “titi me preguntó” tonight 🇵🇷
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backseat princess
February 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
backseat princess
If you’re gonna do periodic events that you KNOW are widely sought after, do them at a large enough fucking venue. There should not be 300 ppl fighting over 20 dogdamn tickets.
I’m not even fucking bothering to try getting a ticket from now on, it’s not worth the fucking irritation or headache
I’m not even fucking bothering to try getting a ticket from now on, it’s not worth the fucking irritation or headache
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
If you’re gonna do periodic events that you KNOW are widely sought after, do them at a large enough fucking venue. There should not be 300 ppl fighting over 20 dogdamn tickets.
I’m not even fucking bothering to try getting a ticket from now on, it’s not worth the fucking irritation or headache
I’m not even fucking bothering to try getting a ticket from now on, it’s not worth the fucking irritation or headache
Made carbonara w @nachochip.bsky.social and his bf, and it fuckin SLAPS 🤤🤤🤤
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Made carbonara w @nachochip.bsky.social and his bf, and it fuckin SLAPS 🤤🤤🤤
Why call ppl slurs when you can just threaten to do so? Its so much more fun
“If you aren’t here in 10 minutes i’m calling you a slur”
“If you tell me you’re already busy that day im calling you a slur”
“If you dont put your cock in me im calling you a slur”
Evergreen and ambiguously offensive 😌
“If you aren’t here in 10 minutes i’m calling you a slur”
“If you tell me you’re already busy that day im calling you a slur”
“If you dont put your cock in me im calling you a slur”
Evergreen and ambiguously offensive 😌
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Why call ppl slurs when you can just threaten to do so? Its so much more fun
“If you aren’t here in 10 minutes i’m calling you a slur”
“If you tell me you’re already busy that day im calling you a slur”
“If you dont put your cock in me im calling you a slur”
Evergreen and ambiguously offensive 😌
“If you aren’t here in 10 minutes i’m calling you a slur”
“If you tell me you’re already busy that day im calling you a slur”
“If you dont put your cock in me im calling you a slur”
Evergreen and ambiguously offensive 😌
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The recent outpouring of hate towards and ignorance about the pup play community shows just how important and vital our collective joy, playful spirit and unapologetic love is in the fight for queer liberation for all
Breathe, bark and remember:
When they go low, we go high 🐾
Breathe, bark and remember:
When they go low, we go high 🐾
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The recent outpouring of hate towards and ignorance about the pup play community shows just how important and vital our collective joy, playful spirit and unapologetic love is in the fight for queer liberation for all
Breathe, bark and remember:
When they go low, we go high 🐾
Breathe, bark and remember:
When they go low, we go high 🐾
I guess you could say puppy’s in kind of a pissy mood today 😌 #ws #watersports
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I guess you could say puppy’s in kind of a pissy mood today 😌 #ws #watersports
This is one of my best posts i’ve ever made and i’m still salty that it flopped
You say “go piss girl” when somebody announces they’re going to the restroom
I mumble “ko bith gull” while the aforementioned girl’s cock is jammed down my throat
We are not the same 😌
I mumble “ko bith gull” while the aforementioned girl’s cock is jammed down my throat
We are not the same 😌
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This is one of my best posts i’ve ever made and i’m still salty that it flopped
Me: “I don’t know how to twerk”
Bad Bunny: “Encima de mi brincando, ooh ooh ooh, lo rica que te ves chingando, ooh ooh ooh”
Me:
Bad Bunny: “Encima de mi brincando, ooh ooh ooh, lo rica que te ves chingando, ooh ooh ooh”
Me:
a small dog standing next to a couch and looking up
ALT: a small dog standing next to a couch and looking up
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Me: “I don’t know how to twerk”
Bad Bunny: “Encima de mi brincando, ooh ooh ooh, lo rica que te ves chingando, ooh ooh ooh”
Me:
Bad Bunny: “Encima de mi brincando, ooh ooh ooh, lo rica que te ves chingando, ooh ooh ooh”
Me:
I’m not a particularly sexual person most of the time, but this position activates my dick like a sleeper cell. You want me to top you? Just let me see you like this, the only hesitation will be deciding where to put my tongue first 🤤
February 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I’m not a particularly sexual person most of the time, but this position activates my dick like a sleeper cell. You want me to top you? Just let me see you like this, the only hesitation will be deciding where to put my tongue first 🤤
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They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine when you’re not really fine
February 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine when you’re not really fine
New garurumon sweats, you can’t tell me shit rn 😌
February 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
New garurumon sweats, you can’t tell me shit rn 😌
🚨🚨🚨 GOOD BOY ALERT
I’m so desperate 😫
February 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
🚨🚨🚨 GOOD BOY ALERT
introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you
Hi im Miranda
Hi im Miranda
February 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you
Hi im Miranda
Hi im Miranda
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Bark bark bark! 🐕
(A story in three parts)
(A story in three parts)
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Bark bark bark! 🐕
(A story in three parts)
(A story in three parts)
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They should invent an airport specifically for people who have existed in public spaces before
January 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
They should invent an airport specifically for people who have existed in public spaces before