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@tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social
· Oct 15
I figured I would start out by bragging about my cat...
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Charlie Kirk was an ass...
October 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Charlie Kirk was an ass...
Alison Lohman voted for Trump. She can rot...
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Alison Lohman voted for Trump. She can rot...
I started putting dumb stickers on my tobacco tins like some kinda dork.
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October 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I started putting dumb stickers on my tobacco tins like some kinda dork.
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NutriGrain boxes don't say Keep It Real under the flap anymore and this is bullshit.
September 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
NutriGrain boxes don't say Keep It Real under the flap anymore and this is bullshit.
Sam Rockwell just told me the wildest goddamn story... 💮💮💮
July 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Sam Rockwell just told me the wildest goddamn story... 💮💮💮
Watching the first "Jimmy Pesto" episode of #BobsBurgers and something occurred to me... 🍔🍔🍔
June 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Watching the first "Jimmy Pesto" episode of #BobsBurgers and something occurred to me... 🍔🍔🍔
The RZA is a genius.
June 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The RZA is a genius.
Bluesky Exclusive!!
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I fucking hate that the best way to keep my glasses from falling off my goddamn face is by using electrical tape like some kinda motherfucking 80s Nerd Stereotype.
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I fucking hate that the best way to keep my glasses from falling off my goddamn face is by using electrical tape like some kinda motherfucking 80s Nerd Stereotype.
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June 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Bluesky Exclusive!!
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I fucking hate that the best way to keep my glasses from falling off my goddamn face is by using electrical tape like some kinda motherfucking 80s Nerd Stereotype.
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I fucking hate that the best way to keep my glasses from falling off my goddamn face is by using electrical tape like some kinda motherfucking 80s Nerd Stereotype.
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Lucy Liu is so fucking underrated, it's goddamn criminal. 🪭🪭🪭
June 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Lucy Liu is so fucking underrated, it's goddamn criminal. 🪭🪭🪭
I just want a little credit for helping coin the term Barbenheimer II: Dunesday...
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May 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I just want a little credit for helping coin the term Barbenheimer II: Dunesday...
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Fucking Threads is broken...
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May 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Fucking Threads is broken...
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Post karaoke cocktail hour
May 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Post karaoke cocktail hour
Nobody cares about Fleetwood Mac anymore and that depresses me...
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March 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Nobody cares about Fleetwood Mac anymore and that depresses me...
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Threads blocking the Trans flag is pretty fucking lame if you ask me.
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March 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Threads blocking the Trans flag is pretty fucking lame if you ask me.
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This movie shoulda been sued out of existence. Alec Baldwin is more responsible for this than his legal team would have you believe and only got his case dropped on a fucking technicality.
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March 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This movie shoulda been sued out of existence. Alec Baldwin is more responsible for this than his legal team would have you believe and only got his case dropped on a fucking technicality.
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"C'mon Ronnie! I just wanna show the Internet what a cutie pie you are, will you please cooperate!?
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March 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"C'mon Ronnie! I just wanna show the Internet what a cutie pie you are, will you please cooperate!?
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Randomly decided to sweep my floors. Felt good, might beeak out the Swiffer later...
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March 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Randomly decided to sweep my floors. Felt good, might beeak out the Swiffer later...
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Got a sweet shot of Caramel coming to say Hello!
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March 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Got a sweet shot of Caramel coming to say Hello!
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This shoulda done numbers...
March 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This shoulda done numbers...
Pi Day?
Pfft, nerds get their own holiday now. We used to be a proper country...
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Pfft, nerds get their own holiday now. We used to be a proper country...
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March 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Pi Day?
Pfft, nerds get their own holiday now. We used to be a proper country...
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Pfft, nerds get their own holiday now. We used to be a proper country...
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"I'm sorry, say that again... I got Freddy Mercury yelling in my ear about Big Booty Hoes..."
-Me to a coworker asking for assistance
-Me to a coworker asking for assistance
March 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"I'm sorry, say that again... I got Freddy Mercury yelling in my ear about Big Booty Hoes..."
-Me to a coworker asking for assistance
-Me to a coworker asking for assistance
I love watching videos of cats forgetting that they are one of the most graceful creatures on this Earth and just becoming the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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March 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I love watching videos of cats forgetting that they are one of the most graceful creatures on this Earth and just becoming the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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