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@toasty.cx
International Tobacco Smuggler
Theoretical degree in physics
he/him or they/them if you're cool as hell
also ace and such
Theoretical degree in physics
he/him or they/them if you're cool as hell
also ace and such
I'm proud not to get them then because I don't think I could stand the embarrassment of going "look at this cool car" and showing anyone anything they've ever made
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I'm proud not to get them then because I don't think I could stand the embarrassment of going "look at this cool car" and showing anyone anything they've ever made
I want a Niva so bad too, excellent little buggers :)
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I want a Niva so bad too, excellent little buggers :)
They're the best! Just scrappy little dudes :)
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
They're the best! Just scrappy little dudes :)
the only time a model s turns my head is when yet another one is cutting me off or tailgating me like an asshole
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
the only time a model s turns my head is when yet another one is cutting me off or tailgating me like an asshole
you know what, I said fuck it and got myself a pair lmfao
remind me in like a week when they show up and I'll post a pic for proof :D
remind me in like a week when they show up and I'll post a pic for proof :D
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
you know what, I said fuck it and got myself a pair lmfao
remind me in like a week when they show up and I'll post a pic for proof :D
remind me in like a week when they show up and I'll post a pic for proof :D
cedar one of the lessons of being a man is doing whatever the fuck you want in both affectionate and derogatory ways so get yourself them damn slippers, cuz you deserve em 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 AM
cedar one of the lessons of being a man is doing whatever the fuck you want in both affectionate and derogatory ways so get yourself them damn slippers, cuz you deserve em 🫡
Oh I can help you continue your unhinged rantings, that's Ben Affleck, Kirsten Dunst, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Keanu Reeves. Please continue your weird bullshit with this increased subset of information 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Oh I can help you continue your unhinged rantings, that's Ben Affleck, Kirsten Dunst, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Keanu Reeves. Please continue your weird bullshit with this increased subset of information 🫡
"Miles Davis from jazz" gets me every time
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"Miles Davis from jazz" gets me every time
god I wish more people internalized that 😭
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
god I wish more people internalized that 😭
That's the caliber of everyone still actively using twitter tbh
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
That's the caliber of everyone still actively using twitter tbh
Some of them being whiny entitled brats are a not-insiginificant portion of the reason we're currently spiraling down the toilet of fascism, those fucking Bundys
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Some of them being whiny entitled brats are a not-insiginificant portion of the reason we're currently spiraling down the toilet of fascism, those fucking Bundys