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toastie 🎄❄️✨
@toastie.bsky.social
🍞 she/her
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
girls only want one thing for Christmas
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
pretty lil gluten free pecan pie ✨ happy thanksgiving, friends
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
oh yeah, that’s the stuff
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Shut the fuck up. Please shut the fuck up.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
*low whistle*
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
October 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
did the thing
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
brb, gotta touch grass after my toddlers full on meltdown in the grocery store
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
this seems…excessive
October 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“we’re saving god”
October 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
betcha his heart will give out in 6 months
October 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
just gonna drop this here
September 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
oh yeah that’s totally going to make you more popular with the troops
September 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
September 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
reaching unimaginable levels of cringe
September 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We had a surprise pumpkin growing in our backyard after (I’m guessing) a squirrel buried a seed.
September 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
from a hike in the last couple days
June 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
*whispers* don’t trust any of the rich people
June 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
June 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
June 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM