Jessica Balsam
@toastandcereal.bsky.social
She/her. Seattle, Prospect Development, lover of meatballs and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
My friend said my sign was oddly specific
April 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My friend said my sign was oddly specific
February 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Back on my stress reaction bullshit
February 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Back on my stress reaction bullshit
There’s jianbing in the U District and it’s tasty! I had the spam and potato.
January 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There’s jianbing in the U District and it’s tasty! I had the spam and potato.
Genuinely thought I created a genius new way to cook panini without a panini press but sadly I just overcooked the panini. They were pretty though.
January 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Genuinely thought I created a genius new way to cook panini without a panini press but sadly I just overcooked the panini. They were pretty though.
Related: annual wallet cleanout of punch cards for places that no longer exist.
January 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Related: annual wallet cleanout of punch cards for places that no longer exist.
Frankly in awe of the boldness of this claim from a University of Portland prospective student mailing that landed at our house.
January 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Frankly in awe of the boldness of this claim from a University of Portland prospective student mailing that landed at our house.
Real Spaceballs vibe at the new president discussion with UW Regents going on right now, with a video of themselves playing behind themselves.
January 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Real Spaceballs vibe at the new president discussion with UW Regents going on right now, with a video of themselves playing behind themselves.
This anonymous person quoted in @bethanyjeanclement.bsky.social ‘s article
December 6, 2024 at 4:40 PM
This anonymous person quoted in @bethanyjeanclement.bsky.social ‘s article
Just browsing the reviews for Twister (1989) with Crispin Glover on this very windy Seattle night.
November 20, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Just browsing the reviews for Twister (1989) with Crispin Glover on this very windy Seattle night.