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Benevenstanciano
@tmsparks.bsky.social
i’m the fuckin recoil of a gun in hell
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The discourse:
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Reposted by Benevenstanciano
The death grip that Arc Raiders has on me
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
There are so many hot women at The New Mastersounds says man who was recently dumped
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Yall are so judgmental. I bet at least half of you have had a sugarbaby relationship with Keith Olbermann. I know I have.
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I do not believe that Twenty One Pilots is an actual band that has made music and I refuse to entertain any evidence to the contrary.
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I like Marlon
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Would it really be a Tractorbeam show if you didn’t get someone else’s puke on you?
I dont know cause this is my first show. But I assume.
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
So Tractorbeam doesn’t start for another 5 hours huh
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oh I guess it became winter in the last few hours
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I don’t think the 10th is early at all for the gales of November to come. You’re a third of the way through the month.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We have a Barber apology.

(Nothing yet from Mike Gordon)
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Geezer Repost
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
DC Sandwich Guy Extended Universe
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The absolute HYPOCRISY of campaigning on affordability for New Yorkers while buddying up to wealthy Fairfield County JAMSICIANS
Zohran Mamdani knows ball
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Highly recommend pumping this one while riding the Q train over the bridge watching the city skyline pass in front of you on the night that Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor of NYC if you get a chance

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New York State of Mind by Billy Joel on Apple Music
Song · 1976 · Duration 6:03
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November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Sources are saying a better world is in fact possible
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This one goes out to Andrew Cuomo

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Loser by Tame Impala on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:43
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November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’m voting for CUOmo cause the last time he was embroiled in scandal he legalized WEED! Just imagine what he’ll legalize next time he’s a sex pest (and he WILL be a sex pest or kill the elderly or accidentally say the N-word).

NYC WE COULD HAVE LEGAL COCAINE DO NOT FUCK THIS UP!
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
They should bury Cheney in a big Halliburton case
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Alright say your friend drops an expensive *closed* lip gloss in a poopy toilet. Should she:

- throw it out, it’s done
- wash it off, it’ll be fine
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Can’t tell ya how much I love these two
Fav pic of the night with @tmsparks.bsky.social and @sweepingviews.bsky.social

These two are the ones you call when there’s a horse in aisle five, or when you just need a friend so good that them telling you they love you in a text fixes a bad day
October 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social me, @bobbby.online @axiologist.bsky.social and @hanc247.space
Are wrapping up the Umphrey’s weekend in your honor by listening to the Koln Concert
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
BarberShreds any good will he may have had
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Disstrack Biscuits
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM