Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕
@tmfloressb.bsky.social
Often deemed humorless | Tired mom Belgian Malinois Izzy, Thor, Loki, and Freyja | ❤️ Dogs
Proof I am the spare hooman. Izzy abandoned me.
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Proof I am the spare hooman. Izzy abandoned me.
This hit pretty hard
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This hit pretty hard
Popped up my FB memories and oh do I love those boots but not enough to pay for them or where them.
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Popped up my FB memories and oh do I love those boots but not enough to pay for them or where them.
@seriousli.bsky.social, what say you?
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
@seriousli.bsky.social, what say you?
Someone got trapped on the wrong side of the gate. 😂
December 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Someone got trapped on the wrong side of the gate. 😂
Ok. I’ll stop bitching it’s cold out. Today is supposed to be warm why I don’t know.
December 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ok. I’ll stop bitching it’s cold out. Today is supposed to be warm why I don’t know.
I don’t job or run, doesn’t necessary with my walk speed. The raptors, it seems, are good for more than just chaos.
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I don’t job or run, doesn’t necessary with my walk speed. The raptors, it seems, are good for more than just chaos.
Too relatable
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Too relatable
If I don’t look her in the eye, do think she’ll notice me?
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If I don’t look her in the eye, do think she’ll notice me?
If I don’t look her in the eye, do think she’ll notice me?
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If I don’t look her in the eye, do think she’ll notice me?
First of all dumbass sucks to be you, you inked that contract.
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
First of all dumbass sucks to be you, you inked that contract.
Hey ma, know what time it is?!?
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hey ma, know what time it is?!?
Oh lil bit I’m not in the fucking mood for your shit.
December 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Oh lil bit I’m not in the fucking mood for your shit.
@dalejohn.bsky.social saw this -more confirmation @fieldmontgomery.bsky.social is wrong
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@dalejohn.bsky.social saw this -more confirmation @fieldmontgomery.bsky.social is wrong
I gotta ask it this guy has ever met a Malinois. Cuz this fuckers can smell time and are LFG…
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I gotta ask it this guy has ever met a Malinois. Cuz this fuckers can smell time and are LFG…
The OH texted this to me from across the sofa and the first thing out of my mouth when I saw it was fuck that shit.
December 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The OH texted this to me from across the sofa and the first thing out of my mouth when I saw it was fuck that shit.
If I slept like this I would feel like I was dropped from a building.
December 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If I slept like this I would feel like I was dropped from a building.
RIP Rob Reiner, you were a fixture as long as I can remember and you will be sorely missed. 💔
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
RIP Rob Reiner, you were a fixture as long as I can remember and you will be sorely missed. 💔
Dude…your clock is running fast.
December 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Dude…your clock is running fast.
Thats not true. It may have been in the past, I don’t know. Moreover, the SA assists drug addicts and formerly incarcerated.
December 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Thats not true. It may have been in the past, I don’t know. Moreover, the SA assists drug addicts and formerly incarcerated.
OMDog, Dude you’re 15 minutes early for the hissy fit (demand for walkies).
December 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
OMDog, Dude you’re 15 minutes early for the hissy fit (demand for walkies).
