Tyler Masson
@tmasson.bsky.social
The only person lead singer of Brand New wants to grow up is lead singer of Taking Back Sunday lmao
August 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The only person lead singer of Brand New wants to grow up is lead singer of Taking Back Sunday lmao
I just finished reading @markhoppus.bsky.social memoir and if I ever run into him (I won’t. One-in-million doesn’t happen to me) I’ll give him a big high-five and a “fuck yeah”. Then I’d leave Robert Smith style (iykyk)
April 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I just finished reading @markhoppus.bsky.social memoir and if I ever run into him (I won’t. One-in-million doesn’t happen to me) I’ll give him a big high-five and a “fuck yeah”. Then I’d leave Robert Smith style (iykyk)
oh my god, he admit it!
April 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
oh my god, he admit it!
Reposted by Tyler Masson
These people are so fucking stupid man. The richest guy on the planet genuinely a dunce. You could blow his mind pulling a quarter from behind his ear on the street.
March 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
These people are so fucking stupid man. The richest guy on the planet genuinely a dunce. You could blow his mind pulling a quarter from behind his ear on the street.
If anyone still needs some bullet points to send to Elon Musk
February 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If anyone still needs some bullet points to send to Elon Musk
I;m thinkin about thos Buzz Ballads
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Buzz Ballads - As Seen on TV
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February 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I;m thinkin about thos Buzz Ballads
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One day I will beat tony hawk’s pro skater
December 7, 2024 at 4:54 AM
One day I will beat tony hawk’s pro skater
Comment your favorite book openers! Here’s one of mine from The Restaurant at the End of The Universe.
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
November 23, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Comment your favorite book openers! Here’s one of mine from The Restaurant at the End of The Universe.
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Apple News notifications are like “Democracy is ending in the U.S. Here are five carpet cleaners worth buying from Amazon today”
November 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Apple News notifications are like “Democracy is ending in the U.S. Here are five carpet cleaners worth buying from Amazon today”
Did Savannah realize Bob Odenkirk was right behind her? Absolutely no acknowledgement lol
November 23, 2023 at 1:42 PM
Did Savannah realize Bob Odenkirk was right behind her? Absolutely no acknowledgement lol
You can’t convince me anyone has ever been snowshoeing and thought “this is fun and exactly where I want to be right now”
November 21, 2023 at 3:52 PM
You can’t convince me anyone has ever been snowshoeing and thought “this is fun and exactly where I want to be right now”
My favorite part of Suits is when they always reference the title
Harvey: Mike, will you thoroughly evaluate my wild and crazy strategy?
[Mike glosses over 8 sheets of paper of 1.3 seconds]
Mike: Wow, Harvey. This is incredible and this will work, guaranteed”
Harvey: I know, Mike. That’s Suits.
Harvey: Mike, will you thoroughly evaluate my wild and crazy strategy?
[Mike glosses over 8 sheets of paper of 1.3 seconds]
Mike: Wow, Harvey. This is incredible and this will work, guaranteed”
Harvey: I know, Mike. That’s Suits.
November 19, 2023 at 2:00 AM
My favorite part of Suits is when they always reference the title
Harvey: Mike, will you thoroughly evaluate my wild and crazy strategy?
[Mike glosses over 8 sheets of paper of 1.3 seconds]
Mike: Wow, Harvey. This is incredible and this will work, guaranteed”
Harvey: I know, Mike. That’s Suits.
Harvey: Mike, will you thoroughly evaluate my wild and crazy strategy?
[Mike glosses over 8 sheets of paper of 1.3 seconds]
Mike: Wow, Harvey. This is incredible and this will work, guaranteed”
Harvey: I know, Mike. That’s Suits.
There’s a coffin flop in All the Light We CanNot See @ityslmemes.com
November 17, 2023 at 1:57 AM
There’s a coffin flop in All the Light We CanNot See @ityslmemes.com
Elon named it X because he knew a lot of people were gonna break up with it
November 12, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Elon named it X because he knew a lot of people were gonna break up with it
Fallout Boy’s We Didn’t Start the Fire makes a lot of good points but none more compelling than “Spongebob”
November 11, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Fallout Boy’s We Didn’t Start the Fire makes a lot of good points but none more compelling than “Spongebob”
The year is 2024. You’re at an art show. Every piece is amazing, breathtaking, beautiful. You slowly begin to realize you’re just in a gallery 10,000 paintings that are all six different monkey faces and each piece they’re just painted with different clothes. You’ve paid $9 million to see this.
November 7, 2023 at 11:52 AM
The year is 2024. You’re at an art show. Every piece is amazing, breathtaking, beautiful. You slowly begin to realize you’re just in a gallery 10,000 paintings that are all six different monkey faces and each piece they’re just painted with different clothes. You’ve paid $9 million to see this.
Parents, check your kid’s candy. I unwrapped a 3 Musketeers and there was a Milky Way inside.
November 1, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Parents, check your kid’s candy. I unwrapped a 3 Musketeers and there was a Milky Way inside.
Here’s another photo I attempted to tilt shift. Santa Clause 5K in Burlington, VT December 2019. Let me know what you think!
September 23, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Here’s another photo I attempted to tilt shift. Santa Clause 5K in Burlington, VT December 2019. Let me know what you think!
Thinking about planning a cross country trip, I’ve already mapped out a few locations to visit
September 22, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Thinking about planning a cross country trip, I’ve already mapped out a few locations to visit
Been trying to figure out how to tilt-shift photos (making it look almost like a miniature model) Think I’m *just* right about there. Used a pic I took in San Francisco from Coit Tower a few years back. Got a few things to mess around with still
September 21, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Been trying to figure out how to tilt-shift photos (making it look almost like a miniature model) Think I’m *just* right about there. Used a pic I took in San Francisco from Coit Tower a few years back. Got a few things to mess around with still
it’s time we talk about how Netflix is responsible for the death of the TV show theme song
September 13, 2023 at 10:42 PM
it’s time we talk about how Netflix is responsible for the death of the TV show theme song
would love to hear your thoughts on what percentage of fat in ground beef is superior
September 12, 2023 at 11:00 PM
would love to hear your thoughts on what percentage of fat in ground beef is superior