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· Feb 14
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All in all, he was a real pleasure to discuss money laundering with.
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 AM
All in all, he was a real pleasure to discuss money laundering with.
You will be someone again, someday.
January 25, 2026 at 8:02 AM
You will be someone again, someday.
I am not for you. I am marked.
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 AM
I am not for you. I am marked.
Who, Chester? He's not so bad. Better than Norris, whiny little toad.
January 25, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Who, Chester? He's not so bad. Better than Norris, whiny little toad.
This place is not for you. There is no place left for monsters. We will… be… your… end… and I… will… watch…
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 AM
This place is not for you. There is no place left for monsters. We will… be… your… end… and I… will… watch…
Martin! What do you think is happening here? This isn't office politics. It's not like he had one too many at the Christmas party and started ranting about the Greeks.
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Martin! What do you think is happening here? This isn't office politics. It's not like he had one too many at the Christmas party and started ranting about the Greeks.
Martin! What do you think is happening here? This isn't office politics. It's not like he had one too many at the Christmas party and started ranting about the Greeks.
January 25, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Martin! What do you think is happening here? This isn't office politics. It's not like he had one too many at the Christmas party and started ranting about the Greeks.
• Yeah, well. We've all had trauma.
• And everyone's changed.
• And everyone's changed.
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 AM
• Yeah, well. We've all had trauma.
• And everyone's changed.
• And everyone's changed.
• Oh dear. Bad news, Celia.
• What?
• Your baby's a Tory.
• What?
• Your baby's a Tory.
January 25, 2026 at 3:49 AM
• Oh dear. Bad news, Celia.
• What?
• Your baby's a Tory.
• What?
• Your baby's a Tory.
• These were not the new relationship hurdles I expected.
• Tell me about it.
• Tell me about it.
January 25, 2026 at 3:10 AM
• These were not the new relationship hurdles I expected.
• Tell me about it.
• Tell me about it.
This is where I should be. It feels right.
January 25, 2026 at 2:37 AM
This is where I should be. It feels right.
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me polishing all the break room knives.
January 25, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me polishing all the break room knives.
Is a thing evil when it simply obeys its nature? When it embodies its nature? When its nature is created by those which revile it?
January 25, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Is a thing evil when it simply obeys its nature? When it embodies its nature? When its nature is created by those which revile it?
Maybe the fog's here because I want it here. Is that why I opened the windows?
January 25, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Maybe the fog's here because I want it here. Is that why I opened the windows?
Was it a good poem?
January 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Was it a good poem?
Leave me alone, Gwen. Forget I ever existed. Not many of us get out unscathed. I’d like to stay that way.
January 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Leave me alone, Gwen. Forget I ever existed. Not many of us get out unscathed. I’d like to stay that way.
He just doesn’t think. He always just immediately charges straight off into danger with whatever – whatever half-assed plan occurs to him at the time; I don’t get it!
January 24, 2026 at 10:58 PM
He just doesn’t think. He always just immediately charges straight off into danger with whatever – whatever half-assed plan occurs to him at the time; I don’t get it!
Alex, we are both always ready to put our professional lives on the line for the bit.
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Alex, we are both always ready to put our professional lives on the line for the bit.
• I just wish he was not dead.
• Me too.
• Me too.
January 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
• I just wish he was not dead.
• Me too.
• Me too.
My mother doesn't always know what's best for our family.
January 24, 2026 at 8:34 PM
My mother doesn't always know what's best for our family.
[ARCHIVIST NOISE OF AGREEMENT]
January 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
[ARCHIVIST NOISE OF AGREEMENT]
It feels like thinking through cheese wire.
January 24, 2026 at 7:24 PM
It feels like thinking through cheese wire.
• You know, I hear the great Grimaldi's in town. You should see it, cheer yourself up.
• That's. Not. Funny.
• I know.
• That's. Not. Funny.
• I know.
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
• You know, I hear the great Grimaldi's in town. You should see it, cheer yourself up.
• That's. Not. Funny.
• I know.
• That's. Not. Funny.
• I know.
What did you do, diva?
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
What did you do, diva?