I'm doing mosaic with both ends of a Scheepjes Whirl. Every half hour I have to stop and detangle myself.

Tesco Kids ones. The only edible ones right now.

We have a bronze Molly Malone (also fictional) statue that they've had to ask men to stop fondling her breasts because they've become shiny.

Is the sniper aiming for Gizmo or you?

My daughter was disappointed to learn he was not in fact a DJ

The bloody end though. Irritating.

Pearls and fox-hunting. It's like she's purposely trying to wind us up.

Did the crochet not suit you?

Christ. Cut the electric or something there Gav.