teak
@tk0l.bsky.social
avoiding the object level for as long as possible
Yeah I’m into Artificial Intelligence
January 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Yeah I’m into Artificial Intelligence
I think I selected “art” as a Bluesky feed starter dough. and that was a mistake
January 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I think I selected “art” as a Bluesky feed starter dough. and that was a mistake
I bought a translation of The Decameron and they translated everything down to the author’s name
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I bought a translation of The Decameron and they translated everything down to the author’s name
Reposted by teak
look upon my eponymous wheat stalks, ye mighty, & despair
January 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
look upon my eponymous wheat stalks, ye mighty, & despair
Found on the floor of a movie theater. Not particularly rare or valuable but what is a penny from 1934 doing on the floor of a movie theater.
January 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Found on the floor of a movie theater. Not particularly rare or valuable but what is a penny from 1934 doing on the floor of a movie theater.
Reposted by teak
I think Stephen Miller wants an ICE agent to get shot and is creating the conditions for that to happen.
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I think Stephen Miller wants an ICE agent to get shot and is creating the conditions for that to happen.
Reposted by teak
TIL this is the flag of sicily. thanks @tk0l.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
TIL this is the flag of sicily. thanks @tk0l.bsky.social
Shout out if you’re old enough to remember to steal a few of these when you visit your parents’ house
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Shout out if you’re old enough to remember to steal a few of these when you visit your parents’ house
"Wow this guy really ripped off LCD Soundsystem"
(sees it's from 1983)
"Wow LCD Soundsystem really ripped off this guy"
youtu.be/rX39vIPXmSU
(sees it's from 1983)
"Wow LCD Soundsystem really ripped off this guy"
youtu.be/rX39vIPXmSU
The Pool - Jamaica Running
YouTube video by Le Polyson
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
"Wow this guy really ripped off LCD Soundsystem"
(sees it's from 1983)
"Wow LCD Soundsystem really ripped off this guy"
youtu.be/rX39vIPXmSU
(sees it's from 1983)
"Wow LCD Soundsystem really ripped off this guy"
youtu.be/rX39vIPXmSU
What I listened to the most in 2025
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
What I listened to the most in 2025
A normally distributed church / a bimodally distributed church
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
A normally distributed church / a bimodally distributed church
Today I went to the spa and ate a good shawarma and if I’m being honest they were equally therapeutic
January 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Today I went to the spa and ate a good shawarma and if I’m being honest they were equally therapeutic
Just found out that the worst guy in my department has an Erdős number of 1. I'm going to be sick.
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just found out that the worst guy in my department has an Erdős number of 1. I'm going to be sick.
No joke I think woke should have gone after pretty privilege more
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
No joke I think woke should have gone after pretty privilege more
The internet was invented to share fun playlists with your friends. Never-ending thread of what I've been listening to lately:
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The internet was invented to share fun playlists with your friends. Never-ending thread of what I've been listening to lately:
Ah yes—the long 19th century. For those who don’t know, this was the period in between the long 18th century, and the long 20th century.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Ah yes—the long 19th century. For those who don’t know, this was the period in between the long 18th century, and the long 20th century.
Ok I know im just telling on myself with this but what happened 1946–1950. Vacant years in the mind of teak
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Ok I know im just telling on myself with this but what happened 1946–1950. Vacant years in the mind of teak
Some days I like I just can’t connect with anyone, as if I were 13 billion miles from Earth, headed generally towards the red star Aldebaran in the constellation Taurus. And haven’t spoken with anyone since 2003 due to the loss of electric power to my radio transmitter
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Some days I like I just can’t connect with anyone, as if I were 13 billion miles from Earth, headed generally towards the red star Aldebaran in the constellation Taurus. And haven’t spoken with anyone since 2003 due to the loss of electric power to my radio transmitter
For sale: Elvis costumes. Lightly worn.
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
For sale: Elvis costumes. Lightly worn.
Crazy for a company to name itself LexisNexis
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Crazy for a company to name itself LexisNexis
It takes a true believer to die on a hill. We also know that there are no atheists in foxholes. It is for these reasons that atheists prefer the tundra, salt flats, and desert hardpan
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It takes a true believer to die on a hill. We also know that there are no atheists in foxholes. It is for these reasons that atheists prefer the tundra, salt flats, and desert hardpan
something about being in a Costco feels like coming home
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
something about being in a Costco feels like coming home
We need a moratorium on colored polygon face murals until we can figure out what’s going on.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
We need a moratorium on colored polygon face murals until we can figure out what’s going on.