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Where'd you get your skirt?
March 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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You can't tell me what to do
March 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Or "pole-itics"
January 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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It doesn't. I'm just saying that if you were going for realism, you didn't quite get there
January 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Yeah, doesn't mean it can't be realistic
January 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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I accidentally did one of my pole routines in heels. As long as you can walk fairly easily in them, you can pole dance in them. Plus you can just grab the pole if you fall down.
January 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Doesn't look like there's enough room to dance without hitting something.
January 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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But pole dance outfits normally have cutouts on the sides so you can grip the pole
January 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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0⁰, 0⁰ is in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Africa.
December 27, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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Sure they can. It just takes a bit more strength.
December 27, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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That happens in most programming languages.
December 25, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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I only opened the app recently and I see it and I last opened the app before you posted it.
December 25, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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Is your name JavaScript?
December 25, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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And Major General Stanley
December 24, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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Here you go
December 23, 2024 at 8:25 AM
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I can't remember having a blocked drain that wasn't caused by roots growing into the pipes.
December 22, 2024 at 8:28 AM
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What did the pole do to deserve nails? At least you can clean glue off the pole.
December 22, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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Also I think it might be the only time when the SQL data type TIME WITH TIME ZONE is actually appropriate.
December 20, 2024 at 7:54 AM
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I was born in the afternoon in Africa and now I live in Australia so my birthminute is 25:12
December 20, 2024 at 7:53 AM
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Real nudes or deepfakes?
December 20, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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Yeah but meeting in real life just means texting while in the same room
December 20, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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I wouldn't be surprised if someone makes an AI to talk with the dead and you somehow end up on it so your post literally becomes true.
December 20, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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I can't remember the last time I ate fish. I don't hate it, I just like other food more.
December 19, 2024 at 5:46 AM
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I haven't got it yet. The fish and chip shop is closer than the nearest body of water though.
December 19, 2024 at 5:41 AM