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Agent Bill Maxwell
@tirottasaurus42.bsky.social
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Recovering fat kid. Retired SID, college p.r. pro/freelance sports guy. Yankees & Domer, reluctant G-men watcher, pop-culture junkie. Decent husband, proud poppa. Too many Funkos & #RSVLTS. Sometimes witty & charming

Life on the North Coast and #DadJokes.
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Giants fans, I guess there's only one question to now ask.
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Hear me out..
#milliondollaridea
Hear me out: double-stuffed Fig Newtons. Admit it, you'd buy these.
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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See also: the Yankees
10-ply, super soft toilet paper. Or the New York Yankees against the Blue Jays
October 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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The Yankees:
August 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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The 2025 Yankees:
10-ply toilet paper: it's super soft, like the New York Yankees
August 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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For pitches. Down a run and they saw four pitches.
April 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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4 pitches. Down a run in the 9th and they saw 4 pitches.
April 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Make it make sense
April 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Every time I see one of my local elected officials post something on social media
A uniformed police officer poses with a stern look, accompanied by the text, "If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you
April 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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But where do we stand on sideburns?
February 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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We're all Hank Hill. Every day now.
Hank Hill telling it like it is in America 2025. Sigh.
January 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Today's the day...we're gonna win.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

#GoIrish
January 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Where was this performance a week ago? Could have wrapped up the top pick.
January 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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A day for the rest of us
A hipster doofus on strike from a local bagel company protesting his right to celebrate new and made up holidays
December 23, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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Simply, a legend. #Rickey
When I was younger, my dad would get me out of school early and we would drive to Cleveland to watch the Yankees take batting practice before the game. Sometimes we had good luck getting there early enough for autographs. Once we met Rickey outside the Clubhouse entrance to Municipal Stadium back in like 87-89. He got out of the cab and went to head inside, walking by us. We asked him to sign for us, told us he had left his wallet in his locker the night before and had to grab it to get the cabbie. We figured he'd send a clubhouse kid out to pay and we'd never see him again. But sure enough, Rickey comes out, pays the cab fare, tips the driver $100 and signs baseballs and cards for us and talks to me, my dad and our cousins for like 20 minutes. One of the friendliest guys you'd meet. Just making small talk with some random fans a few hours before a game. I was a Rickey fan from that point forward. Legend #Rickey Rickey Henderson signed baseball The 89 Yankees were a trip man.
December 22, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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The never-ending Thanksgiving break...
December 6, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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Bacon avocado Benedict for brunch with my work team
The bacon avocado Benedict at Kver Easy at the Depot in Kent, Ohio will fill your soul in ways you never imagined.
November 16, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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Are we posting food pics on this platform? Because the Bacon Avocado Benedict I had for lunch today at Over Easy at the Depot in Kent today is worthy.
The bacon avocado Benedict at Over Easy at the Depot in Kent, Ohio will warn your soul on a cold winter day
November 16, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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Because I read the Cup of Coffee newsletter every day, I know what this is. Thanks @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social !
December 14, 2023 at 12:58 PM