Kris Gideon
@tinypoison.bsky.social
#ttrpg player/DM/writer + #mtg bb | v bad at the internet
ko-fi.com/kissofhemlock
business: [email protected]
ko-fi.com/kissofhemlock
business: [email protected]
still thinking about my ruinous prince 💕
September 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
still thinking about my ruinous prince 💕
Shin Godzilla in orthochromatic at the drafthouse? for free??
say less.
say less.
August 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Shin Godzilla in orthochromatic at the drafthouse? for free??
say less.
say less.
not too shabby for my first time ngl
August 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
not too shabby for my first time ngl
This is where I post from
July 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is where I post from
if you're wondering how far down the VtM rabbit hole I'm falling, TIL that we have jeanette voerman to thank for margot robbie in pigtails and I just
June 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
if you're wondering how far down the VtM rabbit hole I'm falling, TIL that we have jeanette voerman to thank for margot robbie in pigtails and I just
okay my loves, no one talk to Daddy until she's done with her Even in Arcadia, okay?
May 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
okay my loves, no one talk to Daddy until she's done with her Even in Arcadia, okay?
May 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
on Wednesdays, we wear
head-to-toe residue from a fire extinguisher after we put out a fire in our neighbor's apartment, I guess
head-to-toe residue from a fire extinguisher after we put out a fire in our neighbor's apartment, I guess
May 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
on Wednesdays, we wear
head-to-toe residue from a fire extinguisher after we put out a fire in our neighbor's apartment, I guess
head-to-toe residue from a fire extinguisher after we put out a fire in our neighbor's apartment, I guess
sorry kids, daddy has to go to the corner store to get cigs and these last 5 achievements
April 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
sorry kids, daddy has to go to the corner store to get cigs and these last 5 achievements
It's not a single thing (is it tho?), but
before I ever played mtg, I was asked to guest as a villain-adjacent NPC (my favorite thing lol) in my friend's 5e Eldraine campaign -- Alela.
I've never loved a character I don't know more, so my partner made me an Alela artifacts deck for Christmas.
1/3
before I ever played mtg, I was asked to guest as a villain-adjacent NPC (my favorite thing lol) in my friend's 5e Eldraine campaign -- Alela.
I've never loved a character I don't know more, so my partner made me an Alela artifacts deck for Christmas.
1/3
March 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It's not a single thing (is it tho?), but
before I ever played mtg, I was asked to guest as a villain-adjacent NPC (my favorite thing lol) in my friend's 5e Eldraine campaign -- Alela.
I've never loved a character I don't know more, so my partner made me an Alela artifacts deck for Christmas.
1/3
before I ever played mtg, I was asked to guest as a villain-adjacent NPC (my favorite thing lol) in my friend's 5e Eldraine campaign -- Alela.
I've never loved a character I don't know more, so my partner made me an Alela artifacts deck for Christmas.
1/3
they can't make em like me
💁🏾✨️
and no the hell I do not mean tinybones
💁🏾✨️
and no the hell I do not mean tinybones
March 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
they can't make em like me
💁🏾✨️
and no the hell I do not mean tinybones
💁🏾✨️
and no the hell I do not mean tinybones
Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day, gang
progress has always been gay as hell
✌🏾💕
progress has always been gay as hell
✌🏾💕
February 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day, gang
progress has always been gay as hell
✌🏾💕
progress has always been gay as hell
✌🏾💕
February 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This #BlackHistoryMonth, show them you care with a custom here-is-some-cash-because-equity-in-America-is-a-myth or even a commemorative I'll-disrupt-the-status-quo-for-you. 🎁
February 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This #BlackHistoryMonth, show them you care with a custom here-is-some-cash-because-equity-in-America-is-a-myth or even a commemorative I'll-disrupt-the-status-quo-for-you. 🎁
I considered every scowl I got today a personal win is that toxic
February 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I considered every scowl I got today a personal win is that toxic
take me back I stg
January 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
take me back I stg
the vibe i bring to bsky
December 11, 2024 at 5:23 PM
the vibe i bring to bsky
I got this on the mobile app 🤔, it's a little banner that populates on your home screen
December 5, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I got this on the mobile app 🤔, it's a little banner that populates on your home screen
in case you were curious
December 4, 2024 at 8:52 PM
in case you were curious
you can't have me at my extraterrestrial bubblegum sparkle if you can't handle me at my midnight bloodletting ritual #spotifywrapped2024
December 4, 2024 at 8:47 PM
you can't have me at my extraterrestrial bubblegum sparkle if you can't handle me at my midnight bloodletting ritual #spotifywrapped2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
November 26, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
I have no lore.
I am eternal and unknowable.
1 like = perhaps nothing, perhaps everything
I am eternal and unknowable.
1 like = perhaps nothing, perhaps everything
November 23, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I have no lore.
I am eternal and unknowable.
1 like = perhaps nothing, perhaps everything
I am eternal and unknowable.
1 like = perhaps nothing, perhaps everything
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with.
November 15, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with.