We didn't put the OG Nazis in front of a firing squad, even when they offered to cooperate in exchange. We hanged them as common criminals, firing squads are for soldiers

A window that does not open is the source of a freezing draft, and the heaters broil those too close but afford no heat to those beyond the blistering range of the mildew stinking vent.

Every bathroom will have all the stalls out of order except for a single stall occupied by a muskox with diarrhea

A printer somewhere beeps softly that it has a paper jam, echoing endlessly through the maze. When he finds it and clears the jam, another runs out of toner and begins its song.

The chairs all have one wonky wheel and if you try to recline the back falls off some time after you get comfy.

Remember when a bunch of right wing talking dickheads got outed as being funded by Russia? They accuse everyone of being on the take because they are very much on the take themselves.

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That more innocents were not killed in this thuggish display of criminality from the single most powerful military on earth is a goddamn miracle.

It's like watching your neighbour's fuckup failson take his dad's lovingly restored classic muscle car and successfully ramp it over the local school playground during recess. It's impressive that it did not go a lot worse but, HOLY FUCK SOMEBODY TAKE THE KEYS AWAY FROM THAT IDIOT!

If it was wasteful to change it once, it's still more wasteful when you pointlessly change it back later.

Also, as a Canadian, fuck the slaving traitor, but the digital necromancy feels like some kind of deeply blasphemous insult to the memory of one of the most deified of the US founding fathers. The sort of thing that would trigger fucking riots if somebody outside MAGA world tried doing.

This whole fucking thing could have been done with a fucking muppet, or if they insist that it has to look like George, get VTuber rig and have an intern play Washington.

There's uncanny valley, and then there's this shit. My brain clocked something as so wrong as to set off fight or flight. Like either run screaming into the night or get in a knife fight in the next 30 seconds feeling. What the actual fuck is this, crap CGI just feels fake not actually threatening.

We took out the headphone jack and now the adapters we don't include will cost you more than the headset you plug into them.

Add in that a PS2 is also a fancy PS1 and you have an even greater number of possible games to track down. Also a better than average DVD player.

Your little wizard bot makes me smile every day. They cast a little joy spell every post.

It's a truck for the truck guys that want a too big to be practical, or safe, but don't ever need to haul anything and haven't any friends to help move. That's the whole market for cyber trucks

The cuff links look like little astronaut helmets.👩‍🚀

We've also just had the Vice President come over and become the most blocked user, some percentage of the mindless horde are of plain old biological origin bigots that followed him over from what remains of twitter.

The thing that got me to switch permanently to firefox was the fact that adblockers still work.