Tiny Guy
@tinyguy83.bsky.social
Player of Mtg. I post random things as the mood strikes. Protect marginalized people.
Went 3-1 at prerelease!
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Went 3-1 at prerelease!
Vivi banned. Mono reds most irritating creature banned. Excellent! I shall enjoy a few weeks of doing weird stuff until mono red goes back to kicking people's teeth in.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Vivi banned. Mono reds most irritating creature banned. Excellent! I shall enjoy a few weeks of doing weird stuff until mono red goes back to kicking people's teeth in.
Oh dear sweet fuck can we ban the fucking red ley-line with everything else? Im so damn tired of losing to mono red because I had the fucking audacity to go second.
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Oh dear sweet fuck can we ban the fucking red ley-line with everything else? Im so damn tired of losing to mono red because I had the fucking audacity to go second.
Does this feel like old orange ass got a ghost writer to do it?
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Does this feel like old orange ass got a ghost writer to do it?
I miss outside. I miss fun. I miss seeing people with hope.
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I miss outside. I miss fun. I miss seeing people with hope.
As a person who plays EDH, and loves Magic, what I think sucks is that if you don't want to play EDH there is essentially no where else to go in the game. Modern has been bad. Standard is ass and looks like it's going to be ass for a long time. Pioneer is somehow deader than legacy and vintage.
October 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
As a person who plays EDH, and loves Magic, what I think sucks is that if you don't want to play EDH there is essentially no where else to go in the game. Modern has been bad. Standard is ass and looks like it's going to be ass for a long time. Pioneer is somehow deader than legacy and vintage.
Okay...so every argument these days boils down to new player it seems. So Im a new player. We make this change to the hybrid thing. I can play this card in a mono green deck right?
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Okay...so every argument these days boils down to new player it seems. So Im a new player. We make this change to the hybrid thing. I can play this card in a mono green deck right?
It still bugs me that Tef pro is a gamechanger yet Farewell is not.
October 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It still bugs me that Tef pro is a gamechanger yet Farewell is not.
I've never liked UB because it seemed like the place we are was inevitable. It brings new people in, and that's awesome but it feels like the care for the game feels like its gone from Hasbro. Also it sucks seeing people who have played this game for decades leave because its no longer for them.
October 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I've never liked UB because it seemed like the place we are was inevitable. It brings new people in, and that's awesome but it feels like the care for the game feels like its gone from Hasbro. Also it sucks seeing people who have played this game for decades leave because its no longer for them.
Its way too early, and I've barely been on socials, but Me and @papayapaige.bsky.social are gonna be at Vegas in May and Im quite excited to see you wonderful humans again.
September 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Its way too early, and I've barely been on socials, but Me and @papayapaige.bsky.social are gonna be at Vegas in May and Im quite excited to see you wonderful humans again.
Was he resisting?
What was he wearing?
Did he have a criminal past?
Maybe he matched a description.
Microphones look a lot like guns in the heat of the moment.
What was he doing there?
He kind of looks like a thug.
And really...empathy is dirty made up word that does real harm.
What was he wearing?
Did he have a criminal past?
Maybe he matched a description.
Microphones look a lot like guns in the heat of the moment.
What was he doing there?
He kind of looks like a thug.
And really...empathy is dirty made up word that does real harm.
September 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Was he resisting?
What was he wearing?
Did he have a criminal past?
Maybe he matched a description.
Microphones look a lot like guns in the heat of the moment.
What was he doing there?
He kind of looks like a thug.
And really...empathy is dirty made up word that does real harm.
What was he wearing?
Did he have a criminal past?
Maybe he matched a description.
Microphones look a lot like guns in the heat of the moment.
What was he doing there?
He kind of looks like a thug.
And really...empathy is dirty made up word that does real harm.
Has no one told Europeans that Americans are unwell and pick pocketing us is probably not worth the hassle?
August 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Has no one told Europeans that Americans are unwell and pick pocketing us is probably not worth the hassle?
An 18 year old made a million bucks on OF on her 18th birthday? Thats so damn creepy. Reminds me of those super fucked up till she's legal count downs men used to do for famous CHILDREN! God people are fucked.
August 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
An 18 year old made a million bucks on OF on her 18th birthday? Thats so damn creepy. Reminds me of those super fucked up till she's legal count downs men used to do for famous CHILDREN! God people are fucked.
Every time I see the proxy debate come up its always about allowing proxies for the sake of being welcoming and inclusive.
Well I've been poor in this space and I've been Black in this space. The poor thing was much less of a negative to my experience and feeling welcome. 🤷🏽♂️
Well I've been poor in this space and I've been Black in this space. The poor thing was much less of a negative to my experience and feeling welcome. 🤷🏽♂️
July 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Every time I see the proxy debate come up its always about allowing proxies for the sake of being welcoming and inclusive.
Well I've been poor in this space and I've been Black in this space. The poor thing was much less of a negative to my experience and feeling welcome. 🤷🏽♂️
Well I've been poor in this space and I've been Black in this space. The poor thing was much less of a negative to my experience and feeling welcome. 🤷🏽♂️
July 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I dont like Secret Lairs as a product line and I never have. It still really sucks to see friends who want to buy them be told they can't every drop though. I really wish Hasbro would at least pretend to care about its customer base.
June 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I dont like Secret Lairs as a product line and I never have. It still really sucks to see friends who want to buy them be told they can't every drop though. I really wish Hasbro would at least pretend to care about its customer base.
Witnessed an EPIC crash out last night! My guy...its a small town kareoke contest for CHARITY! There is no need to lose your shit that hard!
June 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Witnessed an EPIC crash out last night! My guy...its a small town kareoke contest for CHARITY! There is no need to lose your shit that hard!
This is like the only photo I have of me from high-school sorry its grainy as hell.
May 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This is like the only photo I have of me from high-school sorry its grainy as hell.
Watching a trade blow up because one guy is down 25 cents. Call that Magic: the Haggling
Trying to summarize cards with a lot of text and getting it wrong, call that Magic: the Blathering
Put some jam on my toast, call that Magic: The Slatheing
May 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Watching a trade blow up because one guy is down 25 cents. Call that Magic: the Haggling
My toxic trait is that I've never even held a hoof knife. But secretly I have VERY big opinions about hoof trimmers.
May 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My toxic trait is that I've never even held a hoof knife. But secretly I have VERY big opinions about hoof trimmers.
The more spoilers come out, other than straight greed and nuking yet another format, is there a reason this fucking set couldn't have been a commander masters product?!?!?!?
May 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
The more spoilers come out, other than straight greed and nuking yet another format, is there a reason this fucking set couldn't have been a commander masters product?!?!?!?
I have 3 decks in standard right now that wouldn't be expensive to build in paper. I really enjoyed getting back into paper before last rotation. It sucks that FF basically killed that format for me. I guess I'm just a limited-EDH-Arena player forever now.
May 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I have 3 decks in standard right now that wouldn't be expensive to build in paper. I really enjoyed getting back into paper before last rotation. It sucks that FF basically killed that format for me. I guess I'm just a limited-EDH-Arena player forever now.
Dear opponent. I get it. Sheoldred, a Phyrexian Arena (card advantage engine), and a fistful of removal has irritating as hell for over two years.
YOU HOWEVER, are the one who brought an 142 card pile to ranked the ranked ladder. This was your fault. Rope scooping was bad form and you know it!
YOU HOWEVER, are the one who brought an 142 card pile to ranked the ranked ladder. This was your fault. Rope scooping was bad form and you know it!
May 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dear opponent. I get it. Sheoldred, a Phyrexian Arena (card advantage engine), and a fistful of removal has irritating as hell for over two years.
YOU HOWEVER, are the one who brought an 142 card pile to ranked the ranked ladder. This was your fault. Rope scooping was bad form and you know it!
YOU HOWEVER, are the one who brought an 142 card pile to ranked the ranked ladder. This was your fault. Rope scooping was bad form and you know it!
Nuance can exist. Im so damn happy for my friends who are being named ambassadors for FF.
I can still hate the set. Two things can be true at once.
Hell three. Because I'm also happy for the people that are excited for this set.
I hate with with specificity thank you very much.
I can still hate the set. Two things can be true at once.
Hell three. Because I'm also happy for the people that are excited for this set.
I hate with with specificity thank you very much.
May 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nuance can exist. Im so damn happy for my friends who are being named ambassadors for FF.
I can still hate the set. Two things can be true at once.
Hell three. Because I'm also happy for the people that are excited for this set.
I hate with with specificity thank you very much.
I can still hate the set. Two things can be true at once.
Hell three. Because I'm also happy for the people that are excited for this set.
I hate with with specificity thank you very much.
The more that happens with the Fina Fantasy set, the less excited I get for it. UB standard seems like an all around bad thing.
May 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The more that happens with the Fina Fantasy set, the less excited I get for it. UB standard seems like an all around bad thing.