Yup.

Bondi has one boss and it ain’t Congress.

This guy is no different than Ron Popeil or some other schlub selling junk on QVC. He’s about as committed to the bit, too. You can tell he’s thinking about dinner or whatever while he’s reciting his lines. Sad!

Thank you! I couldn’t quite place what this reminded me of. Nailed it.

I ordered $2k worth of gear from B&H because you told me to. Christmas is cancelled and my wife is leaving me. My kids are crying.

Why’d you do this?

I need the email summarized because I’m busy digging a mastodon leg out of the permafrost and churning butter from the breastmilk my tradwife has produced for me and my scions, Brutus and Beowulf.

He’s probably going to bomb the San Fernando valley for making too many of us waste our precious bodily fluids.

I feared he would do this but somehow did not think he’d take it this far and be this grotesque. I should’ve known better.

We are being ruled (not led, ruled) by a sociopath.

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Are you still on X?

Interesting photo choice. Couldn’t get one of the house speaker or senate majority leader. You know, the guys who run congress?

Will Peter Thiel lend him his cadre of young men for life-extending blood transfusions or does he think JD’s time is finally nigh?

He is really slipping. Yikes. Shame on everyone around him. Pathetic lows to be see. across so much of the human behavior spectrum. Just absolute scum.

If a coconut is already husked you can just whack it a few times (around its “equator”) against a rock or other hard object and it’ll pop open, ideally into two even hemispheres. But yeah, a coconut with husk really requires some kind of steel. So this guy is presumably just transporting them.

Okay, it makes a bit more sense that his coconuts have been husked and they’re green coconuts so MAYBE he can open them on a plane, but it would still be very difficult without a heavy piece of steel.

With husks? Those are very big and heavy. How would he husk them in an airplane without a completely illegal large knife or sharpened piece of steel?

This is where they will start to lose people, even those in the cult for ten years. If they say “X is down!” but it is not in fact down and John Q-Anon Public can see from his own receipts that it’s not down he will feel lied to and then they will wonder what else have they been lying about.