Legend of Fairy Stepdad: Caring, Nurturing, Rabid
@tinierpissierfairy.bsky.social
Switchy tiny fairy, usually the size of your thumb, sometimes much bigger. Brain damage, music, antifascism, thirst, domestic smut. Genderqueer after a very long time being cishet male (so he/they). I will post politics, and so should you. sizewrites.com
No! We played Tonic. Of course I have another story but I've fucked up Didi's thread enough.
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
No! We played Tonic. Of course I have another story but I've fucked up Didi's thread enough.
It definitely wasn't adorable, and yet, I felt I had found my place, if only for a moment.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It definitely wasn't adorable, and yet, I felt I had found my place, if only for a moment.
Like a living carpet of rats. And I beheld them, and I'd like to think some of them beheld me. Just rats. It was the best summer EVER.
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Like a living carpet of rats. And I beheld them, and I'd like to think some of them beheld me. Just rats. It was the best summer EVER.
Y'all, so I played this club in Alphabet City in NYC. It was the second show I played that day, played next to the most polluted canal in America earlier. I was sitting outside, chain smoking, about 8 at night, and I looked at the vacant lot next to me and there were no shit hundreds of rats.
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Y'all, so I played this club in Alphabet City in NYC. It was the second show I played that day, played next to the most polluted canal in America earlier. I was sitting outside, chain smoking, about 8 at night, and I looked at the vacant lot next to me and there were no shit hundreds of rats.
Yeah, but if you showed them goatse they'd literally go insane, so who's manning up now?
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Yeah, but if you showed them goatse they'd literally go insane, so who's manning up now?
that's that GOOD shit
big klau shit
good shit
big klau shit
good shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
that's that GOOD shit
big klau shit
good shit
big klau shit
good shit
... you don't have rats? I wasn't aware that that was possible on earth.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
... you don't have rats? I wasn't aware that that was possible on earth.
Antler shark is GO
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Antler shark is GO
This is the facial expression of a serial killer.
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is the facial expression of a serial killer.
"... is he gone?"
"Yeah."
"Is he OK?"
"Maybe."
"What's up with the sandwich?"
"It's yours now."
"... ew, it's deviled ham."
"Yeah."
"Is he OK?"
"Maybe."
"What's up with the sandwich?"
"It's yours now."
"... ew, it's deviled ham."
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"... is he gone?"
"Yeah."
"Is he OK?"
"Maybe."
"What's up with the sandwich?"
"It's yours now."
"... ew, it's deviled ham."
"Yeah."
"Is he OK?"
"Maybe."
"What's up with the sandwich?"
"It's yours now."
"... ew, it's deviled ham."
"... the fuck is a sandwich doing there."
"You... you dropped it?"
"People got no manners is what their problem is. I'm onna go take a nap. Watch the sandwich, good money says some bunch of tinies shows up to drag it away and when they do, I'm gonna GET 'em."
"You... you dropped it?"
"People got no manners is what their problem is. I'm onna go take a nap. Watch the sandwich, good money says some bunch of tinies shows up to drag it away and when they do, I'm gonna GET 'em."
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"... the fuck is a sandwich doing there."
"You... you dropped it?"
"People got no manners is what their problem is. I'm onna go take a nap. Watch the sandwich, good money says some bunch of tinies shows up to drag it away and when they do, I'm gonna GET 'em."
"You... you dropped it?"
"People got no manners is what their problem is. I'm onna go take a nap. Watch the sandwich, good money says some bunch of tinies shows up to drag it away and when they do, I'm gonna GET 'em."
"Ah ha! A nigh-microscopic village!"
"No, that's lichen, Lou."
"Then hoo hah! THERE it is! Feast your eyes on doom, peckerheads!"
"That's your sandwich. You need a better prescription I think."
"No, that's lichen, Lou."
"Then hoo hah! THERE it is! Feast your eyes on doom, peckerheads!"
"That's your sandwich. You need a better prescription I think."
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"Ah ha! A nigh-microscopic village!"
"No, that's lichen, Lou."
"Then hoo hah! THERE it is! Feast your eyes on doom, peckerheads!"
"That's your sandwich. You need a better prescription I think."
"No, that's lichen, Lou."
"Then hoo hah! THERE it is! Feast your eyes on doom, peckerheads!"
"That's your sandwich. You need a better prescription I think."
I was already thinking but I could think about that too I guess
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I was already thinking but I could think about that too I guess
I feel like Johnny Angel in the exciting erotic thriller Angel Heart starring Lisa Bonet. To be honest I do pretty frequently.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I feel like Johnny Angel in the exciting erotic thriller Angel Heart starring Lisa Bonet. To be honest I do pretty frequently.
You will NOT get me into micro, Drya.
You will... you will not.
You will... you will not.
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You will NOT get me into micro, Drya.
You will... you will not.
You will... you will not.
As an early adopter of "over 40", I am playing better music, writing better stuff, and being a better person since I passed that particular bump in the road. Existence could give a shit how old you are, and you don't know when History will come calling.
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
As an early adopter of "over 40", I am playing better music, writing better stuff, and being a better person since I passed that particular bump in the road. Existence could give a shit how old you are, and you don't know when History will come calling.
Yeah, the stuff that's happened to me since I was 36 is objectively much worse than the stuff that happened before, but I was there, living through it as opposed to kind of just existing.
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Yeah, the stuff that's happened to me since I was 36 is objectively much worse than the stuff that happened before, but I was there, living through it as opposed to kind of just existing.
This rules and I am jealous
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
This rules and I am jealous
I sincerely didn't even start to live until I was 36.
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I sincerely didn't even start to live until I was 36.
Packa Newports and a, a, uh... haggis
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Packa Newports and a, a, uh... haggis
Hippies bake their placentas into pot pies so sure
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Hippies bake their placentas into pot pies so sure
same
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
same
