Goth Capo
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Not cool online or in real life. Thorns. Timbers. Professional shouty.
She ain’t perfectly pretty but she is delicious
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
She ain’t perfectly pretty but she is delicious
I also made the mistake of putting this in a pie pan that was way too shallow - the caramel bubbled over the sides of the pan 😅
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I also made the mistake of putting this in a pie pan that was way too shallow - the caramel bubbled over the sides of the pan 😅
I will build a statue in her honor
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I will build a statue in her honor
I’ve been walking around with just this part of my shirt poking out all damn day lmao
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’ve been walking around with just this part of my shirt poking out all damn day lmao
I’m still very hungover but I bought this little purse that is egg sando shaped
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m still very hungover but I bought this little purse that is egg sando shaped
Free DC chant with Cloud 9
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Free DC chant with Cloud 9
Hard topo chico the size of a small child
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hard topo chico the size of a small child
It’s NWSL finals day but we’re not done standing up for our community #TransPeopleBelong
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s NWSL finals day but we’re not done standing up for our community #TransPeopleBelong
Arm full of Celsius to prepare for soccer gauntlet
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Arm full of Celsius to prepare for soccer gauntlet
🎼hello darkness, my old friend🎼
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
🎼hello darkness, my old friend🎼
They made a mistake by giving us these
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
They made a mistake by giving us these
They’re ok. I’ll probably scratch off the Nike logo lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They’re ok. I’ll probably scratch off the Nike logo lol
Time for free stuff
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Time for free stuff
Also hey if you buy anything from the NWSL shop, you get free Nike press on nails
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Also hey if you buy anything from the NWSL shop, you get free Nike press on nails
Did you need a warthog dog update? Well, here.
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Did you need a warthog dog update? Well, here.
This but with Presideth instead of Rebecca Elizabeth Sauerbrunn
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This but with Presideth instead of Rebecca Elizabeth Sauerbrunn
Also: ALL HAIL THE BUS*
*yes, we know it’s a train shut up
*yes, we know it’s a train shut up
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Also: ALL HAIL THE BUS*
*yes, we know it’s a train shut up
*yes, we know it’s a train shut up
Is it really a Thorns match day if we’re not saying hello to our photogs with our middle fingers?
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Is it really a Thorns match day if we’re not saying hello to our photogs with our middle fingers?
