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· Nov 14
I cultivated my Twitter over the course of about thirteen years by building a following of friends and being hilarious to myself so
I hope you’ll bear with me over the next decade as I try to make this page equally as funny and enjoyable
I hope you’ll bear with me over the next decade as I try to make this page equally as funny and enjoyable
aggressively american evening.
February 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
aggressively american evening.
Gingerbread houses 🩷🎄
December 23, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Gingerbread houses 🩷🎄
I do my little projects and decorate my classroom and see all my kids and I know childcare and daycare is where I’m meant to be. But fuck man, wish it paid what we deserve lol
December 14, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I do my little projects and decorate my classroom and see all my kids and I know childcare and daycare is where I’m meant to be. But fuck man, wish it paid what we deserve lol
getting our room ready for this month 😂💚♥️
December 7, 2024 at 5:13 AM
getting our room ready for this month 😂💚♥️
thankful for these turkeys 🦃🍁🧡
November 29, 2024 at 6:46 AM
thankful for these turkeys 🦃🍁🧡
Have to start a new shit I need to do thread since my other one was on Twitter
Send Jacqui the Carters info
Go through texts
Put away laundry
Update grocery list
Send Jacqui the Carters info
Go through texts
Put away laundry
Update grocery list
November 28, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Have to start a new shit I need to do thread since my other one was on Twitter
Send Jacqui the Carters info
Go through texts
Put away laundry
Update grocery list
Send Jacqui the Carters info
Go through texts
Put away laundry
Update grocery list
long year we’ve been having this month
November 25, 2024 at 1:19 AM
long year we’ve been having this month
$10 and I’ll comment “lmaaaaooooo” on all your ex’s pics with their new bae
November 23, 2024 at 5:39 AM
$10 and I’ll comment “lmaaaaooooo” on all your ex’s pics with their new bae
I think the most annoying thing about following tattoo pages for the art and the inspo is that no matter how talented the artist is they can’t change the quality of your skin and some peoples skin is just like literal human canvas for tattoos
November 23, 2024 at 5:38 AM
I think the most annoying thing about following tattoo pages for the art and the inspo is that no matter how talented the artist is they can’t change the quality of your skin and some peoples skin is just like literal human canvas for tattoos
How come every time you come around I’m screaming, screaming, crying, throwing up
why did I first think of Fergie’s London Bridge
November 22, 2024 at 6:30 PM
How come every time you come around I’m screaming, screaming, crying, throwing up
*to the tune of London bridge* screaming, crying, throwing up
November 22, 2024 at 5:29 AM
*to the tune of London bridge* screaming, crying, throwing up
me, overfilling my washing machine: this’ll all cook down
November 22, 2024 at 5:05 AM
me, overfilling my washing machine: this’ll all cook down
I love when people have a baby and they’re like “my heart has never been so full” and it’s like justttt waaaiittt lmao wait til your baby smiles or snuggles you or learns something new or laughs or says their first word… it gets better and better omg
November 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I love when people have a baby and they’re like “my heart has never been so full” and it’s like justttt waaaiittt lmao wait til your baby smiles or snuggles you or learns something new or laughs or says their first word… it gets better and better omg
Audri has learned how to go “oooooowwwwww!!!!” no idea where she got it from but she does it all the time when literally nothing is happening and it’s so fucking cute and funny lol
November 21, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Audri has learned how to go “oooooowwwwww!!!!” no idea where she got it from but she does it all the time when literally nothing is happening and it’s so fucking cute and funny lol
I have cramps and my nose is bleeding rough start today folks
November 21, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I have cramps and my nose is bleeding rough start today folks
people like this just OUT THERE EXISTING IN THE WORLD like they aren’t living breathing art 😭😍
November 21, 2024 at 3:31 PM
people like this just OUT THERE EXISTING IN THE WORLD like they aren’t living breathing art 😭😍
love how mean ass judgmental girls on twitter always seem to have a bio that says “jesus lives in my heart” like babe jesus is scratching at the door trying to get tf out
November 21, 2024 at 11:50 AM
love how mean ass judgmental girls on twitter always seem to have a bio that says “jesus lives in my heart” like babe jesus is scratching at the door trying to get tf out
whoever coined the term “terrible two’s” must have simply never met a three year old in their entire life.
November 21, 2024 at 11:49 AM
whoever coined the term “terrible two’s” must have simply never met a three year old in their entire life.
It’s 2024, but I’ve loved you since 2016 🖤🌸
November 20, 2024 at 3:43 AM
It’s 2024, but I’ve loved you since 2016 🖤🌸
Nina has started this weird new stim where she rubs her thumbs against the inside of her hands whenever she takes a bite of food lol
November 20, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Nina has started this weird new stim where she rubs her thumbs against the inside of her hands whenever she takes a bite of food lol
well today was mondayest Tuesday I’ve had in a while lmao
November 20, 2024 at 1:54 AM
well today was mondayest Tuesday I’ve had in a while lmao
