Originally on Tumblr and I found a way to edit the text and picture into a single image for my own purposes. But I’ve lost the original credit for the text. I love this so much. I’m a kinky sub pup.

Kinky tumblr is full of this nonsense.

More or less.

You couldn’t tell I’m wearing a rubber catsuit right now. It’s perfectly hidden.

Using AI to create fantasy men does have its moments. Purely for amateur purposes.

I have discovered wrestling singlets.

Leather jeans, leather tracksuit top, leather locking socks. Very cosy. And there’s more.

I listen to a podcast called Unexplainable. It’s about mysteries that haven’t been solved. Mostly these are of a scientific nature rather than artistic, which must be why they haven’t yet asked how come Peter Andre still has any kind of career after all these years.

Slightly old picture, but Pup really feels the need for a Handler right now.

One of my legs has a tendency to cramp.

Tonight it’s just THREATENING to cramp and I wish it would actually happen, I’d yell in pain but then I could sleep.

Hitchcock understood that being aware of a bomb that hasn’t exploded creates a lot more tension in the audience.

In the USA, politics is driven by outraging your supporters enough to get them to vote and preventing your opponent’s supporters from having an effective vote. In an #Australian election, everybody is voting and the electorates are set by an independent commission. The centre holds.

Self-portrait in leather. I did say I was kinky.

THIS JUST IN: Trump insiders claim that a trade agreement with New Mexico is in the works. And set to be a much better deal than with Old Mexico. Trump is keen to show that equalising trade with the US will be rewarded, and the data they are working with shows New Mexico fulfils that requirement.

News just in: Swedish fashion retailer H&M is considering moving to Heard Island and McDonald Islands to take advantage of lower tariffs and the .hm domain. Insiders say this may outweigh higher shipping costs and manufacturing near an active volcano. @heardislandgov.bsky.social is yet to comment.

Sometimes even people you’ve met in real life and had a good time with turn out to be passive-aggressive arseholes on the Internet.

Today’s important question: has anyone ever looked as magnificent in a T-shirt as Mike Colter? His presence in Luke Cage is mesmerising.