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Tim
@timwillcutyou.bsky.social
Stylist, Cat Parent
Imagine coming to Minneapolis to “bring justice” only to be pelted with dildos and chased out of the city.

And probably not get $50,000 doing it.
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
While we’re talking about young-girl culture in society we should probably look into twinks too.
February 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I didn’t realize how much this whole situation would disrupt my “cooks/orders for myself” eating habits. :/
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Also as a former Target HQ employee I just need to remind everyone they have, and almost always have had, an FBI branch on their lower level office floors.

They’ve always been helping the government watch you ❤️
January 26, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Me lol’ing all the other-city gays going about their lives as if what’s happening in Minneapolis isn’t on their way to them.
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Who else puts worn clothes on their bed for their cats when they aren’t home? Mine has a dedicated pair of shorts that are his bed.
January 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
What if I just sold all of my possessions and became one of those fisherman guys on TikTok who list their catches’ value? What then?
January 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I can only imagine how good it feels to knock Jake Paul unconscious.
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Reposted by Tim
Need this button for everything
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Coming to terms with the fact that I’m probably old enough to not find secret bar doors anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Giant Hobbit Posse
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hi, can people stop joining the run for MN offices? Do we really need 3 republican candidates for governor? Did we need 8 mayoral candidates in MPLS?
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
📣Stop buying cars that blend into the scenery 6 months of the year📣

Signed, an already paranoid driver.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
-waiting for the Truth Social crash out to start-
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Gay film writers/directors can stop casting themselves in their films when their characters have sexual relationships with the other actors.

There’s just something creepy about it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Yall we need to make the drivers test harder.
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Democrats “condemning” behavior isn’t enough I need Pete Buttigieg to throat chop Nancy Mace mid sentence.
September 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
After years and years and years of wanting to play it again, I have finally purchased Skies of Arcadia for the GameCube and my life is complete.
September 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why do I always see the director of Flip Phone going on lavish vacations but never the local queens he employs doing the same?
September 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Nothing makes a thirst trap uninteresting like realizing it’s Brad Goreski 🫠🤣
September 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The same people who say “nobody wants to work anymore” are the same people who throw a fit if they can’t get a week off for the state fair.

Fight me.
August 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Reposted by Tim
gen 9 pokemon cries if they were only ed edd n eddy sound effects
August 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m getting old. My photo reel is all uncropped screenshots of memes and accidental unflattering front camera photos.
August 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If Canada could get their garbage fire under control that’d be great.

Signed, a Minnesotan with respiratory issues.
July 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Now that I’ve done at least ten 40+ year old mullets, I can say it:

Mullets are out, yall.
July 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM