Tim Unkenholz
timunken.bsky.social
Tim Unkenholz
@timunken.bsky.social
Formerly Buzzfeed, now playing Red Redemption again.

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he factors in such deviations i think
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My brother wasnt answering his phone when my dad called to get his order from Subway for when we arrive at our annual beach trip so I watched him flip through a clipboard and write something down. Apparently he has a spreadsheet of all our previous Subway orders for this occasion
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
nah nah i got it
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
aight youre in
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
hell ya socialist waluigi
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
😌
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
god fucking dammit
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM