OLD MACDONALD'S NEPHEW, WHO IS A BIG CITY LAWYER, GROWING INCREASINGLY WORRIED: Ev... *Everywhere* an oink oink?

Might as well have just asked you to state your name.

what if i put one palm on each cheek and stared into middle distance with mouth agape, would that help?

Be suspicious when she hard sells you that what you really want for Christmas is a Helix mattress.