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Tim Poultney
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Award-Winning Writer in Deepest Darkest Dorset (🦢)
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December 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Shane Kahn.
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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What does The Geiger Counter say?
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Is he Greg or Rian?
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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No Patrick, as a person on the internet you MUST adhere to your EARLIEST perceived form or PERISH.
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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The Evenflow has always struck me as a skimmed DDT.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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"absolute best"

Nagash =\= SETTRA
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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It's Nagash!
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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The Three Personas of Platter
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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FEAR!
FEEEEEEEEEARRR!!
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Nightmare Peach Rotation
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Shatter (Beast) Machine!!
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Shoulda worna cup.
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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a man in a suit is making a funny face .
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November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Fifty Shades of Beige.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Broke: Ultron making Jocasta with his father's ex-wife as a template.

Bespoke: Tony Stark looking at an IKEA lamp and going "She's Nordic..." with a smirk.
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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a man in a white tank top says excuse me a moment i think i 'm gonna be sick .
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November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Ah mate, that's a whole thing to have to deal with.

Here's Rebel though, hopefully not too late!
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM