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Tim Obermueller
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I write stuff for ttrpgs
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Remembering this fun in-universe document I made for the Lost Bay Urban Legend Jam. Need some lumberjack signs?
timogames.itch.io/loggers-guide
A yellow sheet with paper covered with spray paint symbols. A logger's guide to the spray paint labels of the forest "Orange X": Marked to cut down "Purple Vertical line": No Trespassing "Blue equal sign": Sale contract boundary "Red horizontal line": Forestry Service Boundary "White Circle": Endangered Species Lives in this tree "Black zigzag": Ignore/Cancel Order "Pink slash": Do no cut "Orange Square": Not a tree, do not touch after nightfall "Fire with black line above": Immune to fire "Red backslash with lightning": Falling hazard: Lightning strike "Red backslash with green cloud": Falling hazard: Rotten "Red backslash with gravestone": Falling hazard: Vengeance "Green cupped hands": Hers "Red apple": Proffer sacrifice to proceed "Green Xs cloud": Deadly Pollen "Two brown vertical lines": Safe for guests of the forest to sleep under "Acorn bouncing off hardhat": Asshole squirrels live in this tree "Purple Uturn": Turn back now "Back Uturn with red X at the end": Too late to turn back "Red Downward Swoop": Eagles not friendly to climbers "Black No sign": No outside food/drink "Green Ivy": Ivys prevalent in this area "Yellow moon behind red jail bars": After dark, you cannot escape until sunrise "Brown bear head": Bear sighted in this area "Purple, distressed eye": You've fallen asleep, wake up "Green and purple dotted lump": The moss knows here "Red one with orange circle": One hour maximum in this area
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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TFW you're just puttering through the drama and backstabbing, making an honest living and selling ad space for folding credits. #over/under
An astronaut on the moon, arms out in agony "Why don't you think I'm a traitor or pretending that I might be? I'm not a traitor or pretending but why does no one think I'm lying?"
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Classifieds publication I'm doing for the #over/under mega game to hopefully help with market clutter!
A classifieds ad for the Mothership mega game Over/under. Ads for how orange crayons do not taste like oranges and a doomsday cult!
October 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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It's almost his time.
Nosferatu stands in a door in black and white movie. He's holding a card that reads "Say it's Carol Singers"
October 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Friendship ended with Sad Girl music, Now Angry Girl music is best friend.
September 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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The Shobijin Twins, dress in yellow fairy outfits: "Mom, we're scared. Please come and kill everyone." Mothra, a moth Kaiju: "Say no more."
July 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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This meme remains one of the finest I have in the quiver
Several people attend a funeral dressed in black. One is stooped over the grave, smiling and flashing a peace sign, while another laughs. Graveston: "The OSR: (Literally Never Alive)" People are labeled: The OSR The OSR Believe it or not, the OSR Not Your Uncle's OSR Yes, The OSR I Regret to Inform You it is the OSR Lyric Games (Just Here for the yummy potatoes)
July 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Comment on Hello, We've Been Trying to Reach You, my curse module for Liminal Horror.

Love the implication that if you want the Big Creepy, you gotta pay!
Comment from the itch page "Hello, We've Been Trying to Reach You" Eelwaffles: "just read through this, its so fucking creepy. scariest liminal horror module ive read so far thats free"
July 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I've made a Bingo-style Limit Break system for Mothership, because I wanted to. Please remix and reuse as much as you want for other systems!

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Pick One from the right row All attacks target you until your next turn, they don't hurt you, they only make you madder (+X to damage rolls on your next turn where X is the amount of damage you would have taken) Take 2 unblockable damage, suceed at your next check as long the odds of your success wouldn't be inconceivable. Subtract your current stress from skill rolls for the remainder of the session Reload and fire the entire clip of a nearby Weapon at a single target, all will hit, roll only damage. Your next melee attack that hits deals rolled damage times your current Stress Blood Make as many additional attacks as you would like this turn but move one further down on the Bleeding Wound table for each additional attack, starting at the top 3 Stress 10 dmg 12 dmg 2 dmg 1 dmg Indignation Gain 10 temporary armor this turn, if you are damaged or your armor is destroyed, you may immediately attack your attacker 4 Stress 20 dmg 9 dmg 8dmg 4 dmg Niceties Ceased End a negotiation by putting a weapon on the table, roll d100, 50 and under, your terms are accepted. Above 50, combat immediately breaks out 18 dmg 6 dmg Free (You're a Mothership Character) 15 dmg 17 dmg Going Going Gone Your next melee attack sends your target flying as if they were in zero-g. If conditions are already zero-g, break a piece of equipment of your choice 5 dmg 3 dmg 13 dmg 2 Stress 11 dmg Ontological Collapse A target you attack is atomized. Roll Sanity, Fear, and Body saves, repeat the above effect if you fail and then roll on the Panic Table before resolving your next save 19 dmg 1 Stress 7 dmg 16 dmg 14 dmg Pick One from the above column (excluding the other Pick One)
July 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Aliens guy from the History Channel, brown suit, hair up and fluffy "Humans"
June 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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My fellow Nebraskans, I regret to inform you...

(My Antonia, however, remains one of the most boring novels I have ever read.)
Hulk, a big green muscular guy, crying "Guys..." Hulk looks up at the viewer "I think I like Willa Cather now..."
June 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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A classic for your Wednesday.
Luke Skywalker, dressed in black aboard the Death Star 2. "You've failed, Your Highness. I'm forklift certified like my father before me."
May 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Apartment glowing yellow Jerry: Kramer, What's going on in there? Kramer: It's the third act, Jerry.
May 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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David Lynch as FBI Deputy Director Gordon Cole from Twin Peaks "That's not how the force works coop! That's now any of this works!"
May 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Good luck Turtles, you'll need it
Boxer with an orange eye wrap, like Michelangelo from TMNT: "ok ima fight the foot clan." Boxer is sitting down, drinking a water: "Damn, the foot clan got feet."
May 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Lol what
An editing cut in the style of a Wile E Coyote Explosion
May 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Me when I wake up for work.
The Great Alzara from Blue Prince, dressed like a fortune teller. "I am awakened once again by the sound of a falling coin."
May 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

I often say "Things would be better if you just minded your own business and dated a lady golfer."
Jonathan Byers from Stranger Things Nick Carraway in The Great Gatsby Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers Columbus from Zombieland
May 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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At Red Rocks Tonight!
Tim in a black Rilo Kiley and hoodie at Red Rocks Amphitheater
May 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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From AP

THIS is the kind of reporting I need.
"A last quiet moment before the excitement by Vanessa Gera A few minutes before the white smoke, a small seagull chick appeared near the chimney of the Sistine Chapel. Alongside the chick were to larger seagulls, almost as if they were family. Just as the mother was feeding the chick, the chimney began to smoke."
May 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Had a guy stop and admire it for 10 minutes, periodically saying "I love this."
A bison stands on a rock, a grasshopper and human skull in the foreground
May 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Woman, standing before a glowing blue Dr. Manhattan: "What's your creative proce-" Dr. Manhattan: "IT WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM."
April 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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"Kill them with Kindness" Wrong. bat attack. (a swarm of bats)
April 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I have many versions of this meme cooking
Man eats a slice of pizza in his car. "Making book taste so good when u ain't got a super backer in ya ear telling you it's shipping later than your literal guess as to when it would ship."
April 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Here's Izzy (Isolde), 10 year old giant but the sweetest cat and extremely tolerant of the kids. A good mouser and has even knocked down two bats
A black cat lays on a wooden floor in the sun
April 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM