timoffee.bsky.social
@timoffee.bsky.social
Maybe. I did night trunking for a while but never saw anything like that.
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I’m genuinely a lorry driver and I have never seen anyone unclothed from the waist down. Plenty of nose pickers and phone users but no masturbators.
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Also HR wouldn’t care and would think you’re a nutter.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The only thing Covid was good for was getting rid of a load of half full jars of sauces and condiments when I lost my sense of taste.
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
There’s only one Buckley and it’s @deathofbuckley.bsky.social
bsky.app
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Getting your personal statement just right is hard but worth it. Is lighting my farts a Hobby and Interest or a Skill and Talent?
February 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
February 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
For me it’s the murderers but your example is bad too.
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
In the great tradition of bassists then.
February 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
You think you’ve got it tough? Spare a thought for the blue tits.
February 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Did Mandelson ever meet a rich man he didn’t immediately debase himself in front of?
February 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Is this true? Well, I’m a believer.
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Dedication Rob. Maybe we could all learn a thing or two from dead paedophile sex trafficker Jeff.
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM
A few non-joke-getters here. Is Bluesky particularly bad for this? It seems to be.
January 31, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I thought it was a Porsche, not a Corvette.
January 29, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Tosspot
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 AM
You can literally see the suds and foam. Where is that coming from?
January 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM
That’s its best angle. It isn’t very pretty at the back and looks quite fiddly and cheap and plasticky in the details up close.
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Yes Shabana, you can deport this one here.
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
It’s all been downhill since F355
January 28, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The FIAT Multipla is a good car, especially for a large family. Three seats across the front makes it ideal for those with four children. It’s got loads of space inside on a not very big footprint. Compared with the ubiquitous soft roaders of 2026 it’s a much cleverer transport solution.
January 28, 2026 at 9:21 PM
You should of done this without telling anyone so we could see they’re reaction.
January 28, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Looks like it’s been cut and shut behind the B-pillar. Needs a bit more length in the roof.
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Gotta catch ‘em all
January 28, 2026 at 5:57 AM
These lot ought to wear neck braces or they’ll do themselves an injury with how fast they’re spinning.
January 28, 2026 at 5:55 AM