I can smell this post and I am traumatized.

What's your over - under on Kelly running?

Looking for the "nope" emoji

A variation of the "Irish goodbye," as passed down to me by my grandmother McCarty

Balok, Star Trek

It is so hard to let go of spooky season. This explains Goths, in an elemental way.

When I worked in radio the bumper would have been: "This is a public service announcement."

The low is going lower than imaginable

You okay, Fred?

Automation, once again replacing skilled human labor.

Plucking the last tomatoes (in November, after the clocks were turned back)

What's your over/under on whether the party learns anything from his candidacy and his clear appeal with younger voters?

So yummy

Please, someone, claim this as a band name

...them *to grind out,* but you got it despite the typo

Waiting for them togeind out the "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” from a certain piece of public art.

You will soon be entering the era when boys insist on taking off their shoes in a vehicle or enclosed space, and a new kind of olfactory insult will be experienced.

The number of times I heard that with a baby strapped to me in a grocery store 🙂‍↔️