Tim Murphy
@timmurphytalks.bsky.social
Once upon a radio station. http://www.TimMurphyTalks.com
also http://NoHugging.com
Views expressed are my own.
Today years old.
also http://NoHugging.com
Views expressed are my own.
Today years old.
Nosebleeds for Bruno Mars are $75. More like PRICED Out Of Heaven amiright?
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Nosebleeds for Bruno Mars are $75. More like PRICED Out Of Heaven amiright?
Everyone doing the 2016 challenge and me realizing I looked exactly the same 10 years ago.
a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
ALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Everyone doing the 2016 challenge and me realizing I looked exactly the same 10 years ago.
You know all the Pittsburgh news outlets have had Tomlin leaving video packages ready like friggin Joan Collins obituary
January 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
You know all the Pittsburgh news outlets have had Tomlin leaving video packages ready like friggin Joan Collins obituary
First thing Grok does on the Greenland initiative is put a polar bear in a bikini.
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 AM
First thing Grok does on the Greenland initiative is put a polar bear in a bikini.
Hiding their faces, disguising combat vehicles. @secdef.govpeeps.us and his ilk are obvious cowards literally masquerading as alpha patriots. Hard to think of anyone less American.
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
Even accepting the Trump administration’s claim that there is an armed conflict with suspected drug runners, the laws of war bar “perfidy.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
Even accepting the Trump administration’s claim that there is an armed conflict with suspected drug runners, the laws of war bar “perfidy.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Hiding their faces, disguising combat vehicles. @secdef.govpeeps.us and his ilk are obvious cowards literally masquerading as alpha patriots. Hard to think of anyone less American.
Assuming John Krasinski unveiled a new app/crypto/phone/operating system at the Golden Globes?
January 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Assuming John Krasinski unveiled a new app/crypto/phone/operating system at the Golden Globes?
RFK, Jr. unveiling the new food pyramid
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
RFK, Jr. unveiling the new food pyramid
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100... www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100... www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles show that the vehicle appears to be turning away from a federal officer as he opened fire.
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100... www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100... www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
Me, a sovereign citizen, yelling through my closed car window: As you can see, officer, I'm not driving, I'm traveling. I have a basketball right here in my passenger seat.
January 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Me, a sovereign citizen, yelling through my closed car window: As you can see, officer, I'm not driving, I'm traveling. I have a basketball right here in my passenger seat.
¿Tres Leches? ¿En esta situación económica?
January 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
¿Tres Leches? ¿En esta situación económica?
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Thought I'd try a new strategy I read about to get it by 4 every time and wound up with this.
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Thought I'd try a new strategy I read about to get it by 4 every time and wound up with this.
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Thought I'd try a new strategy I read about to get it by 4 every time and wound up with this.
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We're not just invading Venezuela for oil. Trump will also get a nice bribe for pardoning Maduro next year.
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
We're not just invading Venezuela for oil. Trump will also get a nice bribe for pardoning Maduro next year.
How many wars does a guy have to start to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
How many wars does a guy have to start to get a Nobel Peace Prize around here?
Everything I've heard about the Chevy Chase documentary
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Everything I've heard about the Chevy Chase documentary
Watching the credits of @mst3kofficial.bsky.social Beyond Atlantis and found out ONE PERSON wrote S13 standout song Mother Crabber: @rossbryant.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Watching the credits of @mst3kofficial.bsky.social Beyond Atlantis and found out ONE PERSON wrote S13 standout song Mother Crabber: @rossbryant.bsky.social
The @usatoday.com app was storing 13 GB of data on my phone! WTF?!
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The @usatoday.com app was storing 13 GB of data on my phone! WTF?!
Looking at your work alarm time after a long holiday break
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Looking at your work alarm time after a long holiday break
According to the Department of WAR Santa did not see any Ukrainian kids wearing suits and will therefore be skipping deliveries to the country until they say "Thank You."
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
According to the Department of WAR Santa did not see any Ukrainian kids wearing suits and will therefore be skipping deliveries to the country until they say "Thank You."
If I win Powerball I'm going to make a version of Uncut Gems where all of Adam Sandler's schemes go exactly as planned.
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If I win Powerball I'm going to make a version of Uncut Gems where all of Adam Sandler's schemes go exactly as planned.
Thank god banks don't do Your Checking Account Wrapped 2025 Recap. "You saved $0! Your retirement age is... 108!"
December 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Thank god banks don't do Your Checking Account Wrapped 2025 Recap. "You saved $0! Your retirement age is... 108!"
Wordle 1,644 4/6
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December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Me on my 3rd cup of coffee
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Me on my 3rd cup of coffee
I rebrand trump's rebrand as "Epstein Checks"
OK, so the warrior dividends come from a housing allowance supplement that was in the Big Beautiful Bill, it has nothing to do with tariffs. That housing allowance for off-base expenses has been seen as inadequate, which necessitated the increase.
www.defenseone.com/policy/2025/...
www.defenseone.com/policy/2025/...
Trump rebrands Congressionally-approved troop housing subsidy as ‘warrior dividend’ bonus
More than $2.9 billion in reconciliation funds was allocated to beef up troop housing allowances. Now, it’s being used for $1,776 checks.
www.defenseone.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I rebrand trump's rebrand as "Epstein Checks"
Every year watching Elf, it sticks out like a sore thumb to me that the guy on the right can do infinite pull ups and the guy on the left can't do 1. Am I the only one who notices this?
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Every year watching Elf, it sticks out like a sore thumb to me that the guy on the right can do infinite pull ups and the guy on the left can't do 1. Am I the only one who notices this?