Bloodthirsty Cadaver Junkie
@timcushing.bsky.social
WILL WRITE FOR SHORT-LIVED ADORATION
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She's out of minutes
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
She's out of minutes
perhaps my favorite moment of a recent trip back to see my parents was wearing this shirt and having my mom ask me if that's where I was working now
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Oh I know. Just wanted to get in on the insane Monty Burns vibe
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh I know. Just wanted to get in on the insane Monty Burns vibe
Not to mix metaphors, but should I assume the Rolling Stones have been killed
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Not to mix metaphors, but should I assume the Rolling Stones have been killed
Just search your team and plenty of options will be presented.
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just search your team and plenty of options will be presented.
I bought these from some Chinese merchants. You can write whatever you want on the side of your shoes.
zonemarts.com
zonemarts.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I bought these from some Chinese merchants. You can write whatever you want on the side of your shoes.
zonemarts.com
zonemarts.com
It's the Empty Man all over again
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It's the Empty Man all over again
My other kid is named Brendon... in honor of this person:
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My other kid is named Brendon... in honor of this person:
nooooooooooooo it's one of the best bits
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
nooooooooooooo it's one of the best bits
My 2nd choice was Chase Claypool
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My 2nd choice was Chase Claypool
Indeed it is
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Indeed it is
Putting the "f" back in Skittles
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Putting the "f" back in Skittles
Mashes "stepped on" repeatedly for the next 3 hours
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Mashes "stepped on" repeatedly for the next 3 hours
My temperature setting is always "fentanyl"
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My temperature setting is always "fentanyl"
Aces. That means I'll drown myself for wearing spray painted Docksiders while still being able to pin my "murder" on the white Christian nationalist boat pilot who thinks I've criticized Harrison Butker a bit too much recently
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Aces. That means I'll drown myself for wearing spray painted Docksiders while still being able to pin my "murder" on the white Christian nationalist boat pilot who thinks I've criticized Harrison Butker a bit too much recently
An ad popped up and I said omg those are hilarious. Funding overseas communist terrorism was just the icing on the Venmo cake.
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
An ad popped up and I said omg those are hilarious. Funding overseas communist terrorism was just the icing on the Venmo cake.