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@timcattlin.bsky.social
Bluesky dad. Bedroom escapologist. I write words about vans. But not on here.
'Like your favourite old jumper. Tatty, full of holes and should probably be binned, but it’s a source of comfort you couldn’t be without' © @chaznich.bsky.social
'Like your favourite old jumper. Tatty, full of holes and should probably be binned, but it’s a source of comfort you couldn’t be without' © @chaznich.bsky.social
Would it be OK if I went to bed?
January 19, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Would it be OK if I went to bed?
Drove 8 miles through the dark and fog for a chippy tea.
a foggy field with the words wh- where am i on it
ALT: a foggy field with the words wh- where am i on it
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Drove 8 miles through the dark and fog for a chippy tea.
Sitrep.
#4 has come over with the 3 month old. I've returned from a walk as a sweaty mess to find #4 asleep on the sofa and the 3mo asleep on Mrs C who is covered in dribble.
Not mine, for once.
#4 has come over with the 3 month old. I've returned from a walk as a sweaty mess to find #4 asleep on the sofa and the 3mo asleep on Mrs C who is covered in dribble.
Not mine, for once.
January 19, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Sitrep.
#4 has come over with the 3 month old. I've returned from a walk as a sweaty mess to find #4 asleep on the sofa and the 3mo asleep on Mrs C who is covered in dribble.
Not mine, for once.
#4 has come over with the 3 month old. I've returned from a walk as a sweaty mess to find #4 asleep on the sofa and the 3mo asleep on Mrs C who is covered in dribble.
Not mine, for once.
No offence but, feck off.
January 19, 2026 at 12:22 PM
No offence but, feck off.
Never been overweight but the bathroom scales are taking the piss now.
January 19, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Never been overweight but the bathroom scales are taking the piss now.
The Nolans - I'm In the Mood for Dancing (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheNolansVEVO
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 AM
'Unexpected beers in the kitchen area'.
Whoopyfeckindo.
Whoopyfeckindo.
January 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
'Unexpected beers in the kitchen area'.
Whoopyfeckindo.
Whoopyfeckindo.
Time to get rid of the 2015 profile pic and get a more* up to date one.
* Still not exactly recent though.
* Still not exactly recent though.
January 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Time to get rid of the 2015 profile pic and get a more* up to date one.
* Still not exactly recent though.
* Still not exactly recent though.
Taking bets as to what point I'll fuck up and crash out of the 1% Club...
January 17, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Taking bets as to what point I'll fuck up and crash out of the 1% Club...
What's for tea?
We've had jacket spud and beans with an unhealthy amount of butter.
We've had jacket spud and beans with an unhealthy amount of butter.
January 17, 2026 at 6:39 PM
What's for tea?
We've had jacket spud and beans with an unhealthy amount of butter.
We've had jacket spud and beans with an unhealthy amount of butter.
Been shopping.
Thermal vest. ✔️
Thermal socks ✔️
Thermal long Johns (sexy af, huh?)✔️
New walking shoes ✔️
Almost Iceland ready. 🇮🇸
Thermal vest. ✔️
Thermal socks ✔️
Thermal long Johns (sexy af, huh?)✔️
New walking shoes ✔️
Almost Iceland ready. 🇮🇸
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Been shopping.
Thermal vest. ✔️
Thermal socks ✔️
Thermal long Johns (sexy af, huh?)✔️
New walking shoes ✔️
Almost Iceland ready. 🇮🇸
Thermal vest. ✔️
Thermal socks ✔️
Thermal long Johns (sexy af, huh?)✔️
New walking shoes ✔️
Almost Iceland ready. 🇮🇸
Morning.
Woke up to a spike in my business bank account as a client had paid a big invoice overnight so I think I'll go all irresponsible and blow it on a nice holiday*
*It'll just sit there as I'm too responsible.
Woke up to a spike in my business bank account as a client had paid a big invoice overnight so I think I'll go all irresponsible and blow it on a nice holiday*
*It'll just sit there as I'm too responsible.
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Morning.
Woke up to a spike in my business bank account as a client had paid a big invoice overnight so I think I'll go all irresponsible and blow it on a nice holiday*
*It'll just sit there as I'm too responsible.
Woke up to a spike in my business bank account as a client had paid a big invoice overnight so I think I'll go all irresponsible and blow it on a nice holiday*
*It'll just sit there as I'm too responsible.
Today has been OK actually. I emailed an old client earlier this week who has given me quite a bit of work, so an early start saw that commenced. Then, a nap, then a long hot bath, and a bit of a giggle online with my pal @adele503.bsky.social, then a nice bottle of wine with Mrs C and pizza. 😊
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Today has been OK actually. I emailed an old client earlier this week who has given me quite a bit of work, so an early start saw that commenced. Then, a nap, then a long hot bath, and a bit of a giggle online with my pal @adele503.bsky.social, then a nice bottle of wine with Mrs C and pizza. 😊
The wrong side of this. It's very nice, would recommend.
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The wrong side of this. It's very nice, would recommend.
Check me out putting some early graft in...
January 16, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Check me out putting some early graft in...
Quite fancy a kebab.
Never had a kebab.
Not a euphemism.
Never had a kebab.
Not a euphemism.
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Quite fancy a kebab.
Never had a kebab.
Not a euphemism.
Never had a kebab.
Not a euphemism.
Just popped over to the other place.
I know it depends on who we follow but, my TL is so, so quiet. Just a few, die hard stragglers posting and getting minimal interaction.
I know it depends on who we follow but, my TL is so, so quiet. Just a few, die hard stragglers posting and getting minimal interaction.
January 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Just popped over to the other place.
I know it depends on who we follow but, my TL is so, so quiet. Just a few, die hard stragglers posting and getting minimal interaction.
I know it depends on who we follow but, my TL is so, so quiet. Just a few, die hard stragglers posting and getting minimal interaction.
Just spotted that one of my absolute besties has an account on here.
@perrigame.bsky.social - come on over, mate, it's nice in here. Not too nice though... 😉
@perrigame.bsky.social - come on over, mate, it's nice in here. Not too nice though... 😉
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Just spotted that one of my absolute besties has an account on here.
@perrigame.bsky.social - come on over, mate, it's nice in here. Not too nice though... 😉
@perrigame.bsky.social - come on over, mate, it's nice in here. Not too nice though... 😉
Sitrep.
Just had a strategic nap prior to watching Traitors and getting a bit pissed.
Bear with me, I'll delete any inappropriate posts in the morning. 😇
Just had a strategic nap prior to watching Traitors and getting a bit pissed.
Bear with me, I'll delete any inappropriate posts in the morning. 😇
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Sitrep.
Just had a strategic nap prior to watching Traitors and getting a bit pissed.
Bear with me, I'll delete any inappropriate posts in the morning. 😇
Just had a strategic nap prior to watching Traitors and getting a bit pissed.
Bear with me, I'll delete any inappropriate posts in the morning. 😇
It's been a lovely sunset tonight but I couldn't be arsed to get up and take a photo of it so you can have this one from 2015. x
January 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
It's been a lovely sunset tonight but I couldn't be arsed to get up and take a photo of it so you can have this one from 2015. x
My default settings mean that only those of you that I follow can reply to the crap I post on here. Stops weirdos ruining things.
If you've followed and I've not followed back, and you're not a weirdo, well, I'm sorry.
If you've followed and I've not followed back, and you're not a weirdo, well, I'm sorry.
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
My default settings mean that only those of you that I follow can reply to the crap I post on here. Stops weirdos ruining things.
If you've followed and I've not followed back, and you're not a weirdo, well, I'm sorry.
If you've followed and I've not followed back, and you're not a weirdo, well, I'm sorry.
LinkedIn gets a bad press but, it's really important to me and I'm quite prolific on there.
However.
I've just seen a connections new bio as 'conversation conjurer' and my dislike for him is now unparalleled.
However.
I've just seen a connections new bio as 'conversation conjurer' and my dislike for him is now unparalleled.
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 PM
LinkedIn gets a bad press but, it's really important to me and I'm quite prolific on there.
However.
I've just seen a connections new bio as 'conversation conjurer' and my dislike for him is now unparalleled.
However.
I've just seen a connections new bio as 'conversation conjurer' and my dislike for him is now unparalleled.
Probably should have made a start on my new work contract today but decided to spend the day with #3 and the 3mo instead. 😊
January 15, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Probably should have made a start on my new work contract today but decided to spend the day with #3 and the 3mo instead. 😊
Morning.
Where is everybody?
Where is everybody?
a man in a cowboy hat is standing in the desert looking at something .
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is standing in the desert looking at something .
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January 15, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Morning.
Where is everybody?
Where is everybody?
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM