Tim
@timburga.com
dfw | just trying to be nicer | If I don't answer leave a message on the machine
get your medal at @altheroes.bsky.social
or don't, i'm not your boss
get your medal at @altheroes.bsky.social
or don't, i'm not your boss
reality: everyone secretly looks down on friend 3 because they're too poor to have a garage
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
reality: everyone secretly looks down on friend 3 because they're too poor to have a garage
i leave the thermostat on dual mode to keep it professional and impersonal
it’s not my fault if the AC is running in late December, it’s the logical outcome of math and science and shut up
it’s not my fault if the AC is running in late December, it’s the logical outcome of math and science and shut up
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i leave the thermostat on dual mode to keep it professional and impersonal
it’s not my fault if the AC is running in late December, it’s the logical outcome of math and science and shut up
it’s not my fault if the AC is running in late December, it’s the logical outcome of math and science and shut up
you'll get sick as a brick
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
you'll get sick as a brick
seize the means of identification
December 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
seize the means of identification
it's probably apocryphal but years ago i read that colonizing the moon was thought impossible in the 1800s because they calculated it would take a flag the size of the continental US to communicate with earth
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
it's probably apocryphal but years ago i read that colonizing the moon was thought impossible in the 1800s because they calculated it would take a flag the size of the continental US to communicate with earth
can't hack me if i spent all the computer money on posters
December 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
can't hack me if i spent all the computer money on posters
fusion is always a decade away, and agi will always be here in about 10 months
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
fusion is always a decade away, and agi will always be here in about 10 months
tired: Dec 21 2012
wired: Dec 21 2025
wired: Dec 21 2025
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
tired: Dec 21 2012
wired: Dec 21 2025
wired: Dec 21 2025
1990s: rage against the machine
2020s: glazed by the machine
2020s: glazed by the machine
December 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
1990s: rage against the machine
2020s: glazed by the machine
2020s: glazed by the machine
my former bank had a max length for passwords which is why they're my former bank
December 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
my former bank had a max length for passwords which is why they're my former bank
ohh got it - i somehow missed that a clockid is appended
i'm off to take the "post 33 images in the same millisecond" challenge now
i'm off to take the "post 33 images in the same millisecond" challenge now
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM