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Timbleshanks
@timbleshanks.bsky.social
Tax adviser, occasional runner, dog walker, NUFC, Newcastle Eagles. Well done centrist with a leftie jus!

Geordies are black and white.
Loving them Jormans 😂
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Bet you’re still nervous!
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
That’ll be Seasons (waiting on you). Hard agree
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Yet the tax gap because we don’t employ enough in HMRC is enormous!
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Tbf, we take the first three words on your post as a given 😂
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Spot on. Some folk ( mostly those who are beyond the age when they’re going to have more kids) would rather punish kids that aren’t even born yet rather than cough up a few quid.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
How I remember that goal….pre match beer in the Newcastle Arms…that goal…..limbs….more beer. Happy days.
Have a good one Ned.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Makes the red that Gueye has just got look a little unfair! Fair play here though. If you’re going to get a red, make it a good’un
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I mean I don’t expect full on NUFC love all the time but they’re just like the BBC and Reform - you only get one side.
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Posts of one of the biggest whingers during the game... first half not good enough, never going to score, Barnes useless. First goal not mentioned. They equalise, “we collapse”. Our second goal not mentioned. Five at the back criticised Subs criticised. Win praised but “can we do it away?”🫨
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Aye but remember “Howe out” 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
💯Although it wasn’t good for my nerves, we held the shape really well defensively. Doku was their only real threat when he wasn’t tripping over grass and they looked a bit lost when he went off. Thiaw didn’t miss a ball.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Walking the dog? They’ll be thumping the wife.
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Thing is, they only come out to criticise. We win and they can’t be seen for dust. Whats the point of living like that. Winning the Carabou must have hurt them…
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Aye John. I’m 62 so death might just come in time! But can we win the Champions League first please?🤣
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
See also air quality in pubs, food choices, leisure choices generally, levels of racism ( bad now but worse then), environmental awareness……
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
@amydevlin.bsky.social What do you reckon? Sign her up for the lasses? #nufc
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Lovely stuff. No matter what we’ll always have THAT day.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Chris Hoy in the gold suit holding the flag high in one hand as Heroes played…..priceless.
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
In second place there’s Jeremy Hunt
You can make up the rest.
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Like others I suspect, I breathed a sigh of relief when the police explained who the suspect was. And then I was ashamed for doing that. What have they turned us into?
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Good effort. If only #nufc had put in half as much effort yesterday…..
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
RIP Leo. Sending hugs.
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Third time lucky?

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November 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM