Matt K (Timberwolf)
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Matt K (Timberwolf)
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I have a weakness for isometric management games, obscure simulators, irrelevant details of long-dead memory addressing schemes and listening to "The Legend Of Xanadu" more times than is strictly age-appropriate.
I feel weirdly uncomfortable with success on YouTube. It's a bit, "hang on, this is designed for about 26 people in the entire known universe, two thirds of whom I know personally, what is anyone else doing watching it?"
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I played the official console of that exact activity today (and had precisely 1 Fun while doing so), it'd be an insult if I *didn't* do the maths.
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I am 0.7% better than you at Tatung Einstein Chuckie Egg :p
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Looks somewhat better than my pre-RF coffee!
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 AM
When you want to test that your CI environment is hosted in an area of intense sunspot activity.
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
There's an important bit of the box cut off by the label, if it wasn't there you'd see it says "MEGA DR... sike, Master System".
October 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Presented, as is the style, without context.
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I think my most recent one was some guy who was ENRAGED he'd watched me for 10 minutes of "diversions and failing to get to the point" and it's a bit - dude, if you've not realised that 25 seconds in that's kinda on you by this point.
October 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Going to be either some spicy corner entry or a spicy main straight going into the big banked turns there.
October 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Ah, like my quest to find the perfect seating position at Kings Cross whereby I can look up at the mezzanine and believe to myself for just a moment there is a shop called simply "EGGS"
October 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I'm surprised how much life the old Malty Sarsons reference has had. I guess in 20 years we'll come back and find they're still using it in Brazil.
October 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The most astonishing run of wretchedness I can think of right now is every reissue of "A Christmas Gift For You From Philles Records" between 1972 and 1985.

(Including retitling the entire album as a Phil Spector ego trip!)
October 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I know, what are they thinking, that model isn't a support van at all!
October 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I went through several rounds of that with a courier where the work address had a 24 hour staffed reception... but only on one of the entrances.
September 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I guess there's still 55 minutes in which I could potentially be raptured, although I'm not sure what differences to my current activity that would make. Possibly I'd have that fully restored Garrard 401 that I keep convincing myself I have neither the space nor spare cash for.
September 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This better have a tooltip at some point informing you "Caecilius est in horto, Cerberus est in via" #lowaudiencereference
September 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I've got one that's more than 10x that and I bet nobody came out of that memorial having a slightly better understanding of how to play OpenTTD.
September 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM