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missing link between man and hog
idk how dogwalkers do this shit man just three of these guys was truly hellish
January 25, 2026 at 11:58 AM
its cool how there can never be a viable competitor to youtube so they get to go around slamming themselves in the dick with hammers over and over and nobody can really do anything about it
January 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
forgot to mention i racked this shit like a week ago. went bad bc i have no idea what im doing but its done now and ive got it bulk aging for another 2 months to get the last of the carbonation out. after i bottle it i might give it another 2 months in the bottles before calling it ready
wish me luck
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 AM
in girltrash wish fulfilment anime/manga, sometimes you will see all the female characters falling in love with the self-insert heroine alongside all the male ones. this is very common in villainess isekai trash, for instance. this is something boytrash should import if it wasnt for fucking cowards
January 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
rat bastards at nintendo went and ported path of radiance to the switch. really inconvenient. now i gotta ignore my whole damn stupid backlog to go hang out with my husband ike again
January 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
same cunt who said this has now come out and made irelands official stance on grok producing csam that elon musk and twitter are not responsible and legal culpability only falls on the individual user, actual fucking joke. complete opposite of the way it works for any other publishing media
communications minister on some shit like "theres no sacrifice too big for our childrens safety" yeah lad real big talk from a man who is himself not sacrificing fucking anything. obviously there are many sacrifices too big to do anything about the fuckin state of tusla tho, weird how that works out
January 8, 2026 at 5:28 PM
yeah been really getting into watching jerk off instruction videos lately. only instead of jerking off its about how to lift weights at the gym without dying. its like jerk off instructions for working out
January 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
irish government is now also trying to bring in a dumbshit id thing for internet access under the guise of "protecting children" yet theyve carved out a bunch of protections for politicians bc ofc they have
January 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
why does he make this face at me
January 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
a lot of people are bringing up how dudes are always fantasising about performing enormous acts of violence and never about doing housework or whatever. well ladies if this is desirable get yourself a man with a physical disability. i fantasise about being able to clean my house every day
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
*to the tune of black hole sun by soundgarden* rat hole son, suck ya mum
December 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
happy birthday santa. fucked up they make you do all that on your special day
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
someone gotta make a version of left where bare minimum one of the women has the smug face from right. not me obviously but someone
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
wish me luck
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
auld fella came up to me in the gym and told me i was doing ohp wrong. get home and ask leddit if his advice was legit and consensus is not only is he wrong but also i should kill myself for listening to him
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
spent 90 bucks on a bunch of home brewery shit to make my own mead at home so i sure hope it ends up being something i actually enjoy doing
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
three separate drunk guys came up to talk to me in leeds while i was waiting around for a 5am bus to the airport and 9am i land back in dublin walk out the airport and immediately encounter a fourth
i have the open and honest face of a shit idiot from the boonies and everyone wants to talk to me
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
i have the open and honest face of a shit idiot from the boonies and everyone wants to talk to me
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
hey gang would ye be happy to hear elons cool new location feature on twitter revealed all the dumbass racist "irish patriot" accounts were being run by brits
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
every time i see anything about donald the throat goat the sound of vargskelethor joel going "beel cleenton???" loops in my head and chat i dont know if he ever even fucking said this i might have invented this noise in my own head
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
ofc, you understand that the reason the dems are going to "take the wrong lesson" from mamdanis win isnt because they dont know what makes him an attractive candidate. theyre just not interested in offering the same thing he offers
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
growing up my mum was really into fucking ghosts and shit and i firmly believed my house was haunted bc she was always banging on about it. had the scariest dream of my life there where a cute cuddly teddy bear descended downstairs towards me bc my 11yo brain conjured that up to represent a ghost
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
passed my driving test gang. my slut era begins
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 AM
fun ireland fact: there is a small exclave of county waterford inside county cork because of an agreement between two 14th century hiberno-norman lords. they were kind of forced into it bc the king of england was sick of them fighting constantly. this did not stop them fighting
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM