Matt
@tillallareone84.bsky.social
Cat dad, Glasgow dwelling, opinionated metal fan. Still trying to learn German, but damn it's hard. He/him
Babe, you are IN MY CORNER. I've never meant someone as cunt as you, and you're in the next town along from me. Joe for furiousness
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Babe, you are IN MY CORNER. I've never meant someone as cunt as you, and you're in the next town along from me. Joe for furiousness
Oh I hope so. I'm so ready for them.
Cynthia is giving football husband after the opposing team wins or loses and she is full of tenants.
Cynthia is giving football husband after the opposing team wins or loses and she is full of tenants.
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh I hope so. I'm so ready for them.
Cynthia is giving football husband after the opposing team wins or loses and she is full of tenants.
Cynthia is giving football husband after the opposing team wins or loses and she is full of tenants.
Good point. Well made.
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Good point. Well made.
Yeah I agree. The western view of the Chinese regime. (Which is bad I get it)
HOWEVER, Me and G talk about Going to china and I'm not sure they're welcoming for the gays?
HOWEVER, Me and G talk about Going to china and I'm not sure they're welcoming for the gays?
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yeah I agree. The western view of the Chinese regime. (Which is bad I get it)
HOWEVER, Me and G talk about Going to china and I'm not sure they're welcoming for the gays?
HOWEVER, Me and G talk about Going to china and I'm not sure they're welcoming for the gays?
Oh, here he is. As a reminder: God hates gloaters 😂
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Oh, here he is. As a reminder: God hates gloaters 😂
😂 muscle Mary. Also known as Matt's wet dream fuel.
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
😂 muscle Mary. Also known as Matt's wet dream fuel.
Ok. Cuz you said so. Have to do stupid shopping first, but. 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ok. Cuz you said so. Have to do stupid shopping first, but. 🙄
😂 love this. I have to listen to something hard, heavy and fast if I'm working out. Esp if I'm running.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
😂 love this. I have to listen to something hard, heavy and fast if I'm working out. Esp if I'm running.
Ahhh pint makes much more sense. Totally having a pint when I'm in town. I'm taking your post as a sign that it should happen
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Ahhh pint makes much more sense. Totally having a pint when I'm in town. I'm taking your post as a sign that it should happen
Listening to Chvrches so it was more like this
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Listening to Chvrches so it was more like this
I bet you never thought your post about leg pressing 200kg (way to go, btw) would have turned into a deep dive exploration of the mechanics of Tina Turner's mental walk. The power of BlueSky
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I bet you never thought your post about leg pressing 200kg (way to go, btw) would have turned into a deep dive exploration of the mechanics of Tina Turner's mental walk. The power of BlueSky
Judging by the above gif, you could still walk like her with two broken legs. What a weird walk.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Judging by the above gif, you could still walk like her with two broken legs. What a weird walk.
You can style it out. "I'm your private dancer, dancer for money" as you saunter past, nursing the bruise on your backside.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
You can style it out. "I'm your private dancer, dancer for money" as you saunter past, nursing the bruise on your backside.
Oh man, those day 2 DOMS, but. You'll be walking like Tina Turner.
a woman in a denim jacket and black skirt is walking down a street
ALT: a woman in a denim jacket and black skirt is walking down a street
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December 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Oh man, those day 2 DOMS, but. You'll be walking like Tina Turner.
There is, but it's far too long to share. 😂 Unfortunately. 😂
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
There is, but it's far too long to share. 😂 Unfortunately. 😂
😂😂😂
I remember the feedback "well, Matt, someone's been listening to Shakira, because those hips don't lie." Fucking send me to hell, now. 😂
I remember the feedback "well, Matt, someone's been listening to Shakira, because those hips don't lie." Fucking send me to hell, now. 😂
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 AM
😂😂😂
I remember the feedback "well, Matt, someone's been listening to Shakira, because those hips don't lie." Fucking send me to hell, now. 😂
I remember the feedback "well, Matt, someone's been listening to Shakira, because those hips don't lie." Fucking send me to hell, now. 😂
Shortly after this dance, the girl I was dancing with sent me this pic and said "I knew there was someone you reminded me of"
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Shortly after this dance, the girl I was dancing with sent me this pic and said "I knew there was someone you reminded me of"