Tiel Pearce
@tielpearce.bsky.social
I’m an impressionist, although I started in comedy as a cubist.
I went to a jewelry store, it was full of coal. I’m like “that dude is playing the long game.” #ZoomZoomKapow
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I went to a jewelry store, it was full of coal. I’m like “that dude is playing the long game.” #ZoomZoomKapow
My friend is a musical conspiracy theorist. He thinks REM didn’t really record “Man On The Moon.” #ZoomZoomKapow
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My friend is a musical conspiracy theorist. He thinks REM didn’t really record “Man On The Moon.” #ZoomZoomKapow
I knew a guy who was struck by lightning. He survived, but now the questions he asks me keep getting harder. #ZoomZoomKapow #DollarValuesAreDoubled
October 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I knew a guy who was struck by lightning. He survived, but now the questions he asks me keep getting harder. #ZoomZoomKapow #DollarValuesAreDoubled
We won’t be right back, in 3 panels:
September 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We won’t be right back, in 3 panels:
President So and So has gone too far this time. He’s sending the National Guard to Whoville. #ZoomZoomKapow #LottaCrimeThere
September 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
President So and So has gone too far this time. He’s sending the National Guard to Whoville. #ZoomZoomKapow #LottaCrimeThere
“Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”, said Oscar Wilde, inadvertently inventing Party City. #ZoomZoomKapow #HalloweenIsComing
September 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”, said Oscar Wilde, inadvertently inventing Party City. #ZoomZoomKapow #HalloweenIsComing
Just because I’m autistic doesn’t mean I’m not imaginative. Why, I remember when I was about 7, I made a tv series just from looking at a snow globe. #ZoomZoomKapow
August 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Just because I’m autistic doesn’t mean I’m not imaginative. Why, I remember when I was about 7, I made a tv series just from looking at a snow globe. #ZoomZoomKapow
I can’t tell if my therapist is using reverse psychology, or just really good at sarcasm. #ZoomZoomKapow
August 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I can’t tell if my therapist is using reverse psychology, or just really good at sarcasm. #ZoomZoomKapow
Vampires have no reflection, which explains why we’ve never seen Dracula journaling. #ZoomZoomKapow
August 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Vampires have no reflection, which explains why we’ve never seen Dracula journaling. #ZoomZoomKapow
I had an idea for a penny farthing unicycle. Then I realized that that’s just a giant unicycle. #ZoomZoomKapow #BeatenToIt
August 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I had an idea for a penny farthing unicycle. Then I realized that that’s just a giant unicycle. #ZoomZoomKapow #BeatenToIt
“I’m not a doctor, although I play one on tv” -a funny tv repairer, probably #ZoomZoomKapow
July 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“I’m not a doctor, although I play one on tv” -a funny tv repairer, probably #ZoomZoomKapow
I can’t tie my shoes anymore. From now on, either they win or I do. #ZoomZoomKapow
July 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I can’t tie my shoes anymore. From now on, either they win or I do. #ZoomZoomKapow
249 years ago today, the founding fathers declared their independence from England and started a new country. I declared independence from England, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. #ZoomZoomKapow #SameThing
July 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
249 years ago today, the founding fathers declared their independence from England and started a new country. I declared independence from England, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. #ZoomZoomKapow #SameThing
There are only three things that are certainties in this life: death, taxes, and what side pirates pick for tic tac toe.
#ZoomZoomKapow #AndHollywoodSquares
#ZoomZoomKapow #AndHollywoodSquares
July 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
There are only three things that are certainties in this life: death, taxes, and what side pirates pick for tic tac toe.
#ZoomZoomKapow #AndHollywoodSquares
#ZoomZoomKapow #AndHollywoodSquares
Getting a new mic started, in two panels:
July 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Getting a new mic started, in two panels:
I wanna put silver bullets in a golden gun. That way, I can kill a werewolf AND a James Bond villain. #ZoomZoomKapow
June 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I wanna put silver bullets in a golden gun. That way, I can kill a werewolf AND a James Bond villain. #ZoomZoomKapow
I won’t belong to any club that would have me as a member. Just another reason why I won’t eat sandwiches with toothpicks in them. #ZoomZoomKapow
June 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I won’t belong to any club that would have me as a member. Just another reason why I won’t eat sandwiches with toothpicks in them. #ZoomZoomKapow
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Every time a Ring doorbell rings, an angel gets its propeller hat. #ZoomZoomKapow
June 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Every time a Ring doorbell rings, an angel gets its propeller hat. #ZoomZoomKapow
I bet the first time a gangster in the 40’s ended a sentence with the word “see?”, people lost their FUCKING shit. #ZoomZoomKapow
May 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I bet the first time a gangster in the 40’s ended a sentence with the word “see?”, people lost their FUCKING shit. #ZoomZoomKapow
I like a solar eclipse. Sundials needed a snooze button. #ZoomZoomKapow
May 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I like a solar eclipse. Sundials needed a snooze button. #ZoomZoomKapow
The Sixth Sense wouldn’t have worked as a Shakespeare play, because they see dead people
all the fucking time.
#ZoomZoomKapow
It’s like “Oh, thou seeth the dead? Be we in Copenhagen, for mine eyes must behold the PRINCE OF DENMARK?!”
#ZoomZoomKaTag #SarcasmTookLongerThen
all the fucking time.
#ZoomZoomKapow
It’s like “Oh, thou seeth the dead? Be we in Copenhagen, for mine eyes must behold the PRINCE OF DENMARK?!”
#ZoomZoomKaTag #SarcasmTookLongerThen
May 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The Sixth Sense wouldn’t have worked as a Shakespeare play, because they see dead people
all the fucking time.
#ZoomZoomKapow
It’s like “Oh, thou seeth the dead? Be we in Copenhagen, for mine eyes must behold the PRINCE OF DENMARK?!”
#ZoomZoomKaTag #SarcasmTookLongerThen
all the fucking time.
#ZoomZoomKapow
It’s like “Oh, thou seeth the dead? Be we in Copenhagen, for mine eyes must behold the PRINCE OF DENMARK?!”
#ZoomZoomKaTag #SarcasmTookLongerThen
I go to great lengths to avoid conflict. A kid declared a thumb war. I draft dodged.
#ZoomZoomKapow
My thumb made it to Canada. For some reason, it got a ride almost immediately.
#ZoomZoomKaTag
#ZoomZoomKapow
My thumb made it to Canada. For some reason, it got a ride almost immediately.
#ZoomZoomKaTag
May 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I go to great lengths to avoid conflict. A kid declared a thumb war. I draft dodged.
#ZoomZoomKapow
My thumb made it to Canada. For some reason, it got a ride almost immediately.
#ZoomZoomKaTag
#ZoomZoomKapow
My thumb made it to Canada. For some reason, it got a ride almost immediately.
#ZoomZoomKaTag
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around, does it make a noise? Yes. But ironically, it’s the sound of one hand clapping.
#ZoomZoomKapow #MindBlown
#ZoomZoomKapow #MindBlown
May 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around, does it make a noise? Yes. But ironically, it’s the sound of one hand clapping.
#ZoomZoomKapow #MindBlown
#ZoomZoomKapow #MindBlown
Victims of AI seldom talked about: people like me, who were already computer generated images. #ZoomZoomKapow #MakingUsLookBad
May 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Victims of AI seldom talked about: people like me, who were already computer generated images. #ZoomZoomKapow #MakingUsLookBad
I bet pirates have a love/hate relationship with algebra. Because while, true, they’re still solving for X, they are furious with the lack of gold doubloons for doing so. #ZoomZoomKapow
May 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I bet pirates have a love/hate relationship with algebra. Because while, true, they’re still solving for X, they are furious with the lack of gold doubloons for doing so. #ZoomZoomKapow